sweet solemnity.

brittany. 傷ついた女王 animation. tea. dbz. lingerie. kill la kill. shitty music. bdsm. sailor moon. lotr. ghibli. you are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars, you have a right to be here.

[holyangemon]

[bibarelroll]

[cthomrhoades]

A concept for a new cartoon called Hexy Lexy! This show follows the adventures of a young witch named Lexy and her best friend Gourdy, a gourd that she magically brought to life. 

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[veryicy-blog]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

[badlydrawneverything]

[animanga-and-stuff]

[godku-deactivated20181021]

[ccarl-deactivated20171114]

[satrialespork]

[girlforce-deactivated20160106]

send me names anonymously and I’ll share my personal experience with the person with that name

[crazybang]

things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

[berndwuersching]

[whitey-deactivated20181020]

[littlealienproducts]

Always Growing Patch

[sweetsolemnity]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again