theories

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things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

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most conspiracy theories are the results of the government brainwashing those with the power to spread the theories, trying to distract us from the real conspiracies

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every time someone dies, their brain expands for only a moment, creating an entire universe where people die, their brains creating another universe that only lasts a moment

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Really Flat Earth Theory:

Same as regular flat earth theory but mountains are fake.

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things that are fake: gender, time, the government things that are real: the chupacabra

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the big bang is fake. space is infinite. time is a concept and never started and will never end. the universe is forever

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the government made social media and things like netflix to distract us from the truth

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the government is run by aliens and they control drugged humans as a front

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we aren't real watch out for the basilisk

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space is fake so is donald trump

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mothman is real