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[swiggityswooty1221]

✨A bit about us!✨

hiya! this is a joint blog between isa ( @ziggyrette / @lettersfrompanem ) and emory ( @pure-as-snow3099 ) 🥰

→ you'll know who posts what because the usernames appear at the top → we'll be updating this as we go 🥰

byf: our blog does contain +18/nsfw themes/content (i mean it’s heated rivalry, after all…), and as a result we ask if you are uncomfortable with that type of content, to simply not interact with the content in question! read all content warnings and tags before you proceed as it will be marked accordingly. hate/negativity of any kind for any reason will not be tolerated. Otherwise, have fun! 🥰

edits masterlist

chats masterlist

incorrect quotes masterlist

loonstagram masterlist

tweeted rivalry masterlist

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what if I said I'm 862 words into writing a oneshot abt the elevator scene. what then 👀

[pure-as-snow3099]

Bestie is in her fic era!!!!!

[swiggityswooty1221]

I am 😔 what is happening

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what if I said I'm 862 words into writing a oneshot abt the elevator scene. what then 👀

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incorrect quote 2

ilya: back in the ussr is fake. moscow girls do not make me sing and shout ilya: but you know who does? ilya: shane hollander ilya: this has been a dreadful flight tho sveta: ilyusha, we are at a funeral ilya: [shrugs]

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tweeted rivalry — 8

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[jiminy-crickets]

heartbreaking: this heated rivalry fic author has no idea how hockey works

[swiggityswooty1221]

speaking for myself here, but… yeah. tragic

[swiggityswooty1221]

hmm thinking about how c'est toi starts playing when ilya's shown the hollandry news and how it reflects his confusion (the song being in french = he doesn't understand anything). surely someone else has said this much better than I did

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incorrect quote 1

shane: hey, my dad's not boring! he works for the treasury board of canada, you know. ilya: more like the bored of canada, da? 😉 shane: oh fuck off.

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incorrect quotes masterlist

he's not boring

back in the ussr

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edits masterlist

Swiggity Swooty

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This- was my very first edit, (yes- ever) and is absolutely ridiculous!! And I hope and pray this isn’t my legacy!!! 🥰

Also where the name of our account came from 😔 Swiggity swooty 😫

You can also find it on my instagram! Enjoy! More edits will come!! 🥰

Edits masterlist

[scunthotter]

I know I've talked about Ilya being frustrated he can't brag about pulling Shane but you know who else would be frustrated about not being able to brag? Yuna Hollander would be so frustrated that she basically has the two best hockey players in the world in her family and she can't even bring up that now she has TWO sons in the mlh and oh what is your son up to Sharon? Hmm that sounds rough that you have to send him money every month. She's in meetings, maybe there are other players agents and managers and they try to bond by putting down Rozanov and she wants to go "your client couldn't even touch Ilya's points per game. Don't fucking talk about one of my boys." and she's so pissed off by the interaction she gets that player removed from the brand deal.

[reigning-catsanddogs]

[hr-rep]

Shane getting criticized for not using pride tape and he’s caught on a mic later that week saying I didn’t realize it wasn’t the sucking dick that made me gay but the rainbow . Which is how he comes out.

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[moetxt]

i tried making a contrapuntal poem for hollanov, which can be read 3 ways: shane’s side alone, ilya’s side alone, or both sides together. inspired by the long game.

[misspiggyilya]

I am absolutely fucking screaming

[swiggityswooty1221]

netflix: hmm wonder why heated rivalry is so popular…?

netflix: I know!

netflix: ✨hockey✨ [proceeds to make it straight]

[i-fear-gritty]

i think if hollanov decide to have more than one kid at least one of them will be a goalie. and you know that kid is going first in whichever draft they end up in because they practiced on shane fucking hollander and ilya fucking rozanov (because if your dads were casually the two best centres in the nhl and two of the most successful hockey players on the planet, then you defend that net like your life depends on it)

everyone else in that years draft thinks this hollander-rozanov child got picked first out of nepotism (because who the fuck is that desperate to pick a goalie first overall in the draft?) until one day that team’s starting goalie is injured and all of a sudden your scoring chances have gone to hell because you’re trying to get the puck past cerberus, the three headed dog that guards the gates of hell

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WE NEED MORE GOALIE HEADCANONS PLEASE