Switchblade

[mamiiscoolccccc]

The alcohol has been placed in the nog.

[switchesblade]

Pass me a glass.

[poisonousxmisery]

Interesting to see where all this is going.

[switchesblade]

I was shocked you lost your title.

[badgirlfrd]

So proud of Mercedes for becoming 11 belts mone!

[switchesblade]

How bad is your injury?

[badgirlfrd]

So proud of Mercedes for becoming 11 belts mone!

[switchesblade]

She wrestles 2-3 times a month. I think she'll be fine.

[badgirlfrd]

So proud of Mercedes for becoming 11 belts mone!

[switchesblade]

And now 13. Wild.

[badgirlfrd]

So proud of Mercedes for becoming 11 belts mone!

[switchesblade]

She should share some of them.

[nextnxtgm]

Was fun while it lasted but I'm not even mad. All I care about is that I feel I made Hana proud.

[switchesblade]

You don't need them anyway.

[blondendeadly]

Can't believe my ex called me to wish me happy almost anniversary....

[switchesblade]

Need me to have a word?

[jackperrysjungle]

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way.

[switchesblade]

You can't mean yourself.

[daddywardog]

You knew I couldn't let my boys have all the fun.

[switchesblade]

Not you.... hello old friend.

[switchesblade]

Guess who's an auntie?

[switchesblade]

You're getting so much better.

[switchesblade]

Guess who's an auntie?

[switchesblade]

How have you been?

[switchesblade]

Guess who's an auntie?

[switchesblade]

Definitely.

[switchesblade]

So excited that PSL is back at Starbucks!

[switchesblade]

Guess who's an auntie?

[switchesblade]

I think I already am!

[switchesblade]

I may just retire on the beach forever.

[switchesblade]

You definitely have to.

[switchesblade]

Guess who's an auntie?

[switchesblade]

A little boy! He's the cutest thing.