ducks! they’re what water slides off

⋆⭒˚.⋆🪐 ⋆⭒˚.⋆

[swoopymagpie]

𝘴𝘩𝘦/𝘩𝘦𝘳 • 𝘨𝘦𝘯 𝘻 𝘢𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘵 • 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘯 🇦🇺 • 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘳 • 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 • 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘸𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳 • 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴 • 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 2022

𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 🩵

[swoopymagpie]

here’s the link for the petition to stop the haunting adeline movie adaptation

if you believe that sexual assault, rape, stalking, coercion, trafficking, and abuse shouldn’t be romanticised in mainstream media, then you will either sign it or share it around so that it gains traction.

we are living in a time where violence against women is out of fucking control and one way to stop this violence epidemic is to not adapt a story that romanticises abusive behaviour.

https://www.change.org/p/stop-the-film-adaptation-of-haunting-adeline-abuse-should-never-be-marketed-as-romance?recruiter=1423457594&recruited_by_id=f6872650-82e5-11f1-8d11-017e70dc527a&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=psf_promote_or_share&utm_term=426e9bfa38d849b1a6c23f01907f5dfe&utm_medium=copylink&share_id=fHYFQxtrTF

Sign the Petition

Stop the Film Adaptation of Haunting Adeline: Abuse Should Never Be Marketed as Romance.

[swoopymagpie]

torger, you’re such a cunt

[sunraysss]

you CANNOT convince me that Anthony “And. I. Did. Not. Care. For. It.” J Crowley wouldn’t have defended Aziraphale when God said that he was lazy, gluttonous and prideful…

[cyber-corp]

Nearly every Australian over the age of 50 will tell you “Doesn’t matter who you vote for cuz they’re all corrupt anyway”. This is because in 1996, John Howard of the Lying and Corruption Party said this to everyone to win the election and proceeded to lie and be corrupt in parliament for nearly a decade

[swoopymagpie]

there will never be a time when i will not laugh at this

[swoopymagpie]

the way i lock in when crofty says, “now let’s go to bernie on the pit wall.”

[swoopymagpie]

me pulling up to aldi in black leather boots, dark blue jeans, a ribbed white top, my black leather jacket, and aviators

[swoopymagpie]

just found out that the rest of australia doesn’t have ferguson plarre bakeries

[swoopymagpie]

pricelines website is actually so fucking bad 💀

[swoopymagpie]

there’s truly nothing better than beating carlton

[swoopymagpie]

guys please start manifesting that woolies will hire me 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[swoopymagpie]

just applied for four jobs i’m on a fucking roll

[swoopymagpie]

I HATE PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE FUUUUUUCK I GOT POST JOB APPLICATION REGRET LMAOOO

[swoopymagpie]

just applied for four jobs i’m on a fucking roll

[swoopymagpie]

my mecca online order vs making it out of sydney 🫩

[swoopymagpie]

god i’m so fucking sick of men and their fucking weaponised incompetence and the amount of fucking excuses they come up with to justify it. you’re a middle aged man for fucks sake, you shouldn’t have to be reminded time and time again to do this one simple fucking task

this man really said, ‘you of all people know that you need to talk to people differently and-and…’ how fucking dare you use my neurodivergence as an excuse as to why you can’t do simple fucking things without reminding. i didn’t think you would go that low but here we fucking are

‘i’m not doing it deliberately…’ i never fucking said you did?!?! i simply was reminding you (again) that you didn’t do a very fucking simple job for the umpteenth time.

the fact that you immediately got so defensive tells me everything

i guess it was too much of an ask for a man who can’t even put his laundry away, or fold it, or put the toaster/air frier away when he’s finished or…

when was the last time i had to remind mum? when was the last time i had to write a fucking list for mum? exactlyyyyyy. i know you don’t pull this shit for your two bosses at work.

mum might put up with your incompetent bullshit, but best fucking believe i will not be. and if you wanna act like a petulant child then so fucking be it. i do not fucking care if i’m being over dramatic. fucking grown arse man.

[swoopymagpie]

trolli shits all over sour patch kids