The Sagacious Traveler

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[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

…!

……

..

..yeah! Of course, I guess I kind of forgot. Everything’s fine~ 

   “ Do I need to clobber him? Should that be my mission? Is he mistreating you??? “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

Of course! He loves the ocean, Lugia, the sand, swimming, water-pokemon, music, his mom, Sakura, Chika, cooking, baking, playing his ocarina, having sweets…………………

   “ ... You didn’t list yourself. Is everything okay over there in Paradise? “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

  Ah-don’t surprise him..he doesn’t like those that much..

   “ Wow, that’s boring. Does he like anything? “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

  Let’s see..

Yes, hopefully! And a little..? Sorry. And..

Sure, Hermes and I know the slang well..its not that much different, honestly.

   “ It would be better if I sounded like a native human speaker, right?? And then maybe Yoshi-ku will let me walk around with him! Oh, I should tell him I’m coming. Maybe later. Maybe I’ll surprise him. “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

  Hehehe~

I’m sure you can come. All you need to do is ask, right? 

..Aah..I’m sure he’ll be fine, then. 

  “ Yaaay! Then I will! Oooh, does the Hoenn of this world have Pokemon Contests? Maybe I can go! Do you think it would be weird for me to participate? I guess that would spoil the secret human identity thing. Bummer.

    Heeeyyy aren’t you from Hoenn? Teach me slang! “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

Yoshi…wants to go to Hoenn? With them, then..and mom wants to go…

…are you going too, Pally?

   “ Yeah~! Something about that Wedlocke thingy? Though it’s weird, cuz I thought he was done with that, you know? I wonder why he wants to start that again?

    ... And I wannaaaaa! Do you think he’d let me come? I could go in my Pokemon form if he thinks I’d be overwhelming cute and distracting! “

[sxgacious]

spiritofthealtaria:

  …Mom is..? Why-? 

   “ We just don’t want him going to Hoenn all alonely, you know? Saki and Akane have school, but apparently Yoshi-ku still wants to go. “

[sxgacious]

   “ Hey heyyy! I heard Sat-Sat was gonna go to Hoenn with Yoshiyooo! I wanna come too! Can I, can I, can I? I wanna be your travel companion, Yoshiya! “

[lugiafan2000]

Dude. DUDE. Your grandpa caught a Zapdos. Howsabout you help him with naming that bird?

   “ C-Catching a Zapdos…? U-Um… I’m sure Zapdos-san already has a name they quite like…? Maybe Dia-san and Pally-san would know better than me… “

[sxgacious]

    “ How about Zap-Zap or Zippy?! “

[lovely-battlecafe]

    “ It’s bittersweet to see the kids all grown up and married and with their own kids now. Kinda sad too… They’re always so busy, so we don’t all get together nearly as much as we used to. I wonder if they’ll all be free for a summer get together…?  “

[lugiafan2000]

   “ I can ask Humra and the girls? Or you could always visit the shrine. Pally is always complaining about you and Gira-sama not visiting, so it would be nice to have her shut up. “

[sxgacious]

   “ I’VE BEEN WOUNDED, YOSHISTER! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING NOW. Am I in the wrong world. Is this an alternate universe where you’re an asshole? I KNEW ONE EXISTED-- “

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

“Yeah..those things made me siick..blech..” ExDee was definitely feeling her gluttonous side wearing off now. At least Pally was there to help.

“You’re the best..I’ll lay down and YOU can start pesturing Mikale about making cakes when I wake up-! O-or-! Even..even..” Urk..another wave, oh wow… “even..have cake…in BED! Hahahaaa..that sounds great and edgy! Take that parents!”

[sxgacious]

    “ Oooh! Cake in bed! “ Palkia gasped. Some parent she is, approving of cake in bed like this! But it sounded fun, and she wasn’t going to argue with her poor birb friend. In fact, she was going to help poor birb friend up and offer to lead the poor, nauseated BEAST OF THE SEA into the house.

    “ Yeah, I’ll make him bake something awesome. Or I’ll guilt your human dad thing into it. They’re both pretty good at the baking hullabaloo. “ She nodded sagely to herself. “ Are you gonna be okay? “

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

When nudged off, ExDee was laying on their back, and coughed up a lot of seeds from her mouth and probably their stomach. “Blech! Ack-!” And one final cough before shaking their head and looking to their bestie.

“Yes..yes he does..ugh.. I don’t know..I don’t feel so good..” Wait, was that a good sign? From that fall, the bird didn’t want to eat anything anymore! They blinked and blushed, “I-I..”

Soon, they tackled the dragon in a hug and laughed out, “I don’t have to eat seeds anymore! You’re the cake saint-buh..bluh..” ExDee felt a wave of nausea and some sort of dizziness. 

[sxgacious]

   “ Oooh! You coughed them uuup. Now you have more room for cake! “ Pally lives in a very sweet and simple word. Sometimes quite literally. She giggled and hugged her sea beast friend back, patting the other’s poor sad back and then rubbing it for good measure.

    “ But you don’t look fit to eat cake... Maybe you lay down~ “ Maybe you shouldn’t tackle your friends off of bird houses.

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

“DRAGON SAINT NO-!” ExDee called out, and once they were knocked off the bird feeder, a lugia’s cry could be heard. That is..before the bird was caught by the dragon. Oh thank Arceus that didn’t give them an ACTUAL heartattack.

Being held by Pally, ExDee gave a defeated sigh and a slight groan, “H-hurray…for caaakkee…for caaaake…aaah…” Their world was definitely spinning, though.

[sxgacious]

   “ Ow ow owww... “ Grumbled one gravity damaged Pokemon. You’d think she would have been more careful and mindful of gravity since it was kind of her thing, but... alas. Pally groaned and nudged ExDee off, having kept true to her word of being a pillow friend.

   “ That Mikky guy owes us some damn good cake... “ Palkia grumbled. Because this was all Mikale’s fault. Somehow. “ Are you okay? Can you still eat cake? “

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

“I know, I know..I’m trying to stop, but I just-” chomp!, “can’t?” But the white-haired immediately froze.

“What-what? PAlly-Pally no-you know how high this thing is? It took me so long to get up here in this form and-!” Munch! “No-Pallllllyyyyyyyy-!!!” Immediately the Lugia began to shovel as much seed as they could in their mouth while still crying out their friend’s name.

“No-nononononooo—-!”

[sxgacious]

   “ I’m doing it FOR CAKE. “ Pally reminded ExDee in her most serious Indiana Jones voice. At some point, Pally had decided that this would be another game. Living eternally and watching how sad reality was could be pretty heavy if you didn’t make everything into a fun game. 

   “ I’ll break your fall because I’m a saint. And a dragon. “ She assured her friend, taking position... Ready to launch... “ Three. Two... HERE WE GO! “

    And that’s the story of how a Palkia tackled a Lugia off a bird feeder and they almost broke their necks over mutual love for cake.

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

“I am a sea bird, not a land bird..we don’t eat seeds, we eat kelp.” ExDee lightly grumbled as her hand immediately went to go grab a hand full. Looking over at Pally and their invisible steps, they groaned a bit more.

“I knowwww, and I love cakes! Not this stuff! I don’t understand how mom likes this-” Another hand full and chomp! “Th-this stuff!” munch, “They have no taste..at all. And yet I’m eating it. I can’t even control my hands o-or mouth when wanting to-” chomp! “Eat them-!” 

“Its weird..is it a magic thing, or…??” ExDee slightly whined and questioned. Only half thankful that the seed was almost gone.

[sxgacious]

   “ Lulu... Lulu, you are the best cake eating friend that I have ever had. So for you, and your weird kelp habits, I’ll do the unthinkable. “ Pally declared seriously. By now she had hopped close enough to be face to face with her weird sea birb friend. 

   The seeds were almost gone. 

                                                        In Pally’s head, the mission impossible theme was playing. If she let the bird feeder become empty, then that was it! No more cake! Only push-ups and marathons and ugh none of that tasted good!

   “ On the count of three... I’m going to tackle you off the bird feeder and we’ll let gravity save our diets. You ready? I’m gonna do it. It’s gonna happen. This is how much I love you, Lulu. “

[hasafans2000]

🔥 [ Pally ]

All morning and night, ExDee had been transfixed with finding seeds around the house. There were so many stashes! Even by the trees outside and the bird seed feeders. It was amazing! And it just luck that the white-haired had felt an intense feeling to collect and EAT ALL OF THE SEED.

Hearing someone behind them, ExDee’s shoulders jolted up, paused from eating directly from a bird feeder and looked down from the pole. After all it was high up..and ExDee could only climb on it. Their mouth and face covered in seeds, they stared down at their space friend.

“I can explain.” No they couldn’t.

[hasafans2000]

“Its not FUN, this is terrible…and delicious!” ExDee pouted very loudly, “B-but-!” And even then they had explained, they still gobbled their face in the bird seed. 

“I can’t stop eating this stuff! I don’t know why but this is so addictiiiive..and I’m not even hungry..or starving!

[sxgacious]

  “ Whaat? So you’re not just being like your mom? “ Pally knows, Humra. She knows.

   But this was troublesome. And not very much fun! If ExDee had been happy about the seed, then Pally would have joined in on the gluttony! Instead, she hopped forward-- going up in the air with each hop, as if she were on invisible steps. “ Luluuuuuu. I dunno if seeds can make you fat, but what if??? You’ll have to go on a diet and then you can’t eat cakes with me! “

    Eating cake will not make you fat. It makes you fabulous.

[diviningly]

Pally

You should try praying to our lord and saviour, Dialga.

[sxgacious]

  “ YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! “