Washed Up Wanderer

[sydney-reef]

.

[stealing-is-my-thing]

sydney-reef:

Yeah!

Its really nice actually!

[sydney-reef]

It's not, like, really shallow is it?

You know cause they probably think some crazy person is going to off themselves so they spoil the fun for everyone. It's not like that is it?

[sydney-reef]

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[stealing-is-my-thing]

sydney-reef:

I’m SUPER bored!

Sure! Swimming sounds great!

[sydney-reef]

Well then lets fix that!

I know, right! I've been dying to try out the pool. Here's hoping none of the crazy-juices fell in.

[sydney-reef]

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[stealing-is-my-thing]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  Yeah lets!

You're bored too? I thought it was just me!

I'm just sick of being stuck inside. Do you want to go outside? We could do something outdoors, like running or...or swimming! Swimming sounds fun, right?

[sydney-reef]

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Why is everybody being so boring today? I want to do something fun.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[dinkysparrow]

sydney-reef:

It’s the non-technical term for it, but a lot of people have no idea what it is. 

I don’t know, maybe it was put out there when dating bad boys was. 

[sydney-reef]

Exactly! I think we're being fucking con-ed! There's nothing wrong with us.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[sydney-reef]

canyouhear-them:

sydney-reef:

Well, what did they tell you was wrong with you?

Well, my parents thought I was depressed because of my burns and bruises and scars, but really I love my life. Well I did until I ended up in here. Anyway they thought I was trying to kill myself, but then the guys here said something about "elevated risk....something" So yeah. Sounds like a load of bullshit to me.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[rosettagardin]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  Or both.

Woah, now we're dreaming big.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[canyouhear-them]

sydney-reef:

That’s what they all say. Well, except for the psychopaths. We know we aren’t getting out.

[sydney-reef]

Yeah, but there is seriously nothing wrong with me.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[dinkysparrow]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, so I could always say it’s not even my fault, but I won’t bother, cause bad boys are so hot

So why’re you here?

Woah, I've never heard of that.

I like to jump off things, out of things and into things and apparently that's cause for a fucking alarm. No but seriously I have some sort of 'elevated risk'...thing. I just like to do exciting shit. Since when was that a crime?

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[rosettagardin]

sydney-reef:

Oh, wow. Well this place isn’t too bad, Sydney. As I’ve said, there’s a lot fun you can have here.

[sydney-reef]

I know, I'm really just biding my time for a while until they decide to let me out. Who knows, maybe I'll make some friends....or even some enemies.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[canyouhear-them]

sydney-reef:

You could say that. Oh, also, stay away from Joey. He’s a sadist. Unlike Nuka, he will hurt you.

[sydney-reef]

Joey and Nuka? okay Joey and Nuka, Joey and Nuka, Joey and Nuka. Must remember those ones.

Hopefully after a few days the doctors will realise how stupid they're being keeping me in here and they'll let me go. That way I wont have to deal with these guys.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[dinkysparrow]

sydney-reef:

You might not feel the same as me, my -air quotes- ‘disorder’ is the reason I like it 

[sydney-reef]

Oh, right! Cool. Each to their own... I guess.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[rosettagardin]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  You’re very welcome!

Oh I see.. what’ve you been diagnosed with?

Well, supposedly I have an 'elevated level of risk taking' so really this is just like a way of confinement for me. Which sucks, obviously, and it's totally ridiculous!

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[canyouhear-them]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  Eh…yeah, no, that’s true.

Gosh, I can't wait to meet these colourful characters.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[rosettagardin]

sydney-reef:

You have a nice name. What are you here for?

[sydney-reef]

Really?! You think so? No one's ever said that to me before. Thank you.

I'm here because my parents worry too much. In reality I'm fine.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[dinkysparrow]

sydney-reef:

But watching them slice is just so hot… 

[sydney-reef]

Hmm, I'll believe it when I see it.

[sydney-reef]

Erm,

[rosettagardin]

sydney-reef:

[sydney-reef]

  I’m actually an intern. Rose, pleasure to meet you.

Ah, that's pretty cool!

Well it's nice to meet you Rose. I'm Sydney, Syd for short.