Where did the happy ending go?

Keith Sykes hates yo mofuckin ass.

[sykes-got-you]

[ooh-lalalivia]

A nowhere drive? -crosses her arms- Can’t say I have. -smiles at him- What is it?

[sykes-got-you]

grins and opens the passenger side door for her- Basically, you get in the nearest thing with wheels and a gas tank, you crank the radio, you floor it, and you keep going…

[sykes-got-you]

-swings into the drivers side, finding his keys and starting the old engine- Let’s go then, huh? -smirks and stomps on the gas-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smile gets wiped off her face when Keith drives really fast immediately- Are you trying to kill me? -laughs-

[sykes-got-you]

-laughs and slows down, shaking his head- No deaths, I promise. I've never gotten in a car accident when I've been driving. -lifts hands off the wheel, driving with his knees- See? No hands.

[sykes-got-you]

[ooh-lalalivia]

A nowhere drive? -crosses her arms- Can’t say I have. -smiles at him- What is it?

[sykes-got-you]

grins and opens the passenger side door for her- Basically, you get in the nearest thing with wheels and a gas tank, you crank the radio, you floor it, and you keep going...

[sykes-got-you]

-swings into the drivers side, finding his keys and starting the old engine- Let's go then, huh? -smirks and stomps on the gas-

[ooh-lalalivia]

A nowhere drive? -crosses her arms- Can't say I have. -smiles at him- What is it?

[sykes-got-you]

grins and opens the passenger side door for her- Basically, you get in the nearest thing with wheels and a gas tank, you crank the radio, you floor it, and you keep going until you see somewhere interesting you wanna stop. You just kinda keep going until you feel like turning around

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-squeezes her hand and stands up, pulling her with him- C’mon. I have an idea.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-furrows her eyebrows and stands with him- What?

[sykes-got-you]

-grins at her and pulls her out the door- An adventure.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-follows him, almost tripping over her feet as she slips on her flip flops by the door- Keith, slow down!

[sykes-got-you]

-chuckles and slows down, walking towards his beat up truck- Ever been on a nowhere drive?

[ooh-lalalivia]

A nowhere drive? -crosses her arms- Can’t say I have. -smiles at him- What is it?

[sykes-got-you]

-grins and opens the passenger side door for her- Basically, you get in the nearest thing with wheels and a gas tank, you crank the radio, you floor it, and you keep going until you see somewhere interesting you wanna stop. You just kinda keep going until you feel like turning around.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-squeezes her hand and stands up, pulling her with him- C’mon. I have an idea.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-furrows her eyebrows and stands with him- What?

[sykes-got-you]

-grins at her and pulls her out the door- An adventure.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-follows him, almost tripping over her feet as she slips on her flip flops by the door- Keith, slow down!

[sykes-got-you]

-chuckles and slows down, walking towards his beat up truck- Ever been on a nowhere drive?

[ooh-lalalivia]

A nowhere drive? -crosses her arms- Can’t say I have. -smiles at him- What is it?

[sykes-got-you]

-opens the passenger side door of his truck for her- Basically you get in the nearest thing with wheels and a gas tank, you floor it, and you don't stop until you see somewhere you wanna be. Usually in the middle of nowhere.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-squeezes her hand and stands up, pulling her with him- C’mon. I have an idea.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-furrows her eyebrows and stands with him- What?

[sykes-got-you]

-grins at her and pulls her out the door- An adventure.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-follows him, almost tripping over her feet as she slips on her flip flops by the door- Keith, slow down!

[sykes-got-you]

-chuckles and slows down, walking towards his beat up truck- Ever been on a nowhere drive?

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-walks to the door, grinning and tugging her along- An adventure is what.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-squeezes her hand and stands up, pulling her with him- C’mon. I have an idea.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-furrows her eyebrows and stands with him- What?

[sykes-got-you]

-grins at her and pulls her out the door- An adventure.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn’t. -smiles softly- I wouldn’t. Ever. Promise.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs softly and grabs his hand, lacing their fingers together- Good.

[sykes-got-you]

-squeezes her hand and stands up, pulling her with him- C'mon. I have an idea.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-giggles and shakes her head at him- No, I mean, you’re scary, but only because I like you, y’know? It’s scary that I like you. I don’t.. -sighs- You’re only scary because you have the power to hurt me. -laughs uncomfortably- never mind. Pretend I didn’t say that.

[sykes-got-you]

George Bush had the power to nuke Iraq, but he didn't. -smiles softly- I wouldn't. Ever. Promise.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you’re amazing.

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smiles at him for a second before shrugging- Well, you’re scary.

[sykes-got-you]

I am? -chuckles, running a hand through his hair- I can be.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don’t know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[ooh-lalalivia]

-sits down on the edge of her bed- Am I scary?

[sykes-got-you]

-plops down next to her and puts his hand on her knee- No, you're amazing.

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

Who says that? I think I’d be more likely to kill a person than a spider. People don’t scare me. -crosses her arms and watches him-

[sykes-got-you]

Some scientist? I don't know, a friend of mine told me. -puts down the shoe and raises an eyebrow at her- People are pretty scary

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That’s what I’m best at

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs a little and shoves him slightly- please just kill the damn spider.

[sykes-got-you]

Keith: You know, they say the more bugs you kill as a kid, the more likely you are to start killing people. -walks over to the spider and smashes it with the shoe-

[sykes-got-you]

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-smacks his hand away and gives him an unamused look- Don’t be an asshole.

[sykes-got-you]

-pulls a face, crossing his eyes and sticking out his tongue- That's what I'm best at

[sykes-got-you]

@Olivia

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It’s an old halloween costume

[ooh-lalalivia]

-laughs and steps aside for him to come in- Okay. The spider is up there. Just staring at me like a fuckin’ creep. -points to the upper right corner of her room-

[sykes-got-you]

What if I just took it and put it on your shoulder? -taps his fingers on her shoulder like spider legs-

[sykes-got-you]

@Olivia

-knocks on the door with a big ass rainbow clown shoe-

[ooh-lalalivia]

-opens the door and raises her eyebrows at Keith, a confused look on her face- Um?

[sykes-got-you]

Brought a shoe. -waves it around like a sword- It's an old halloween costume