macwheezy and robodad edition
change wording/pronouns as needed!
“ Damn, that’s a lot louder than I thought it would be. ”
“ You think they’ll kick us off the lot if we didn’t buy a ticket? “
“ Hey, I’m really sorry. We don’t have to be here if you don’t want to… I… I’ll leave you alone. “
“ It’s nothing… just got something in my eye. “
“ Nice. Very nice. All you need is a few throw pillows and some drapes and it’ll be as good as new. “
“ Oh come on. We have to pick through all this scrap? It’s going to take all day. “
“ Can someone crack a window? It’s hot as hell in here. “
“ All I want to know is where I can find some saltwater taffy. “
“ Oh, great. Thanks for the nightmare fuel. “
“ Let’s pass on the fish. It gives me gas. You don’t want that to happen. “
“ Oh, of course the cookie aisle had to be the one that got crushed. “
“ I don’t like this… not one bit. “
“ Take everything you can carry. “
“ I think the answers we’re looking for are inside that house. “
“ It’s not the flying that would make me nervous, it’s the crashing part. “
“ I don’t know. Looking back on the whole thing, I think we were just lucky. “
“ Yeah… I suppose you could say that, but it wasn’t really my point. “
“ Yeah, I figured you’d ask me about this sooner or later. “
“ You ready to talk now? I promise it won’t take long. “
“ I’ve been waiting for the right moment to talk to you, and I suppose this is as good of a time as any. “
“ Hey, message received. There’s no need to get touchy. “
“ I don’t know what the hell’s gotten into you lately. “
“ It’s almost like you wish that I wasn’t around. Is that what you want? “
“ Can’t even look me in the eye and give me a straight answer. “
“ Are you seriously going to act like you don’t know why I’m pissed off? “
“If there’s a reason I should stay, you better make it a good one. “
“ You know what? Fuck you. That’s right. Fuck. You. “
“ That’s it?! You’re going to walk away from me?! Fine! Go to hell! “
“ Now that’s not…Oh. Oh, I’m so sorry. “
“ Gonna take a lotta elbow grease to clean this place up. “
“ I’ve witnessed some unspeakable things in my day, but this may take the cake. “
“ I get the feeling we’re being watched. “
“ It’s a whole hell of a lot to process. I wanted to make sure you’re holding up alright. “
“ I figured I’d offer to balance the board. So, there anything you want to know? “
“ Seem a little too quiet to you out here? “
“ Makes ya wonder who would choose this sort of a life. “
“ Hey now. No need to be uncivil. “
“ The beer tastes like warm spit, but you’ll be hard pressed to find a friendlier place for a drink. “
“ Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing. “
“ Not sure sitting by the wayside is a luxury we have right now. “
“ All I want is a life where I have something I can call my own. “
“ It was a messy business, I know, but this, this meant a lot to me. “
“ I just thought this would fix things. But it’s not that easy. “
“ It was about justice, about doing what’s right. And that act of goodness, that’s ours. All the good we’ve done. That’s ours and ours alone. “
“ Fine. Consider it on the back burner. For now. “
“ Oh no. You don’t get off that easy. “
“ Welcome to the club. Now you either straighten up, or I’m gone. “
“ You’re goddamn right there’s a problem. “
“ Really played me for the sucker, haven’t ya? “
“ The silent routine isn’t getting us anywhere… “
“ Hope that’s not going to be a problem, because there’s not much I can do about it, if it is. “
“ There they are. How do you want play this? “
“ We survive this, I owe you a stiff drink. “
