We are VeNoM

((Indie Venom/Eddie Brock RP sideblog. Semi-private.))

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So, Symbiote, what's been on your goopy brain lately?

Oh, you know.

Murder and stuff.

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ALIEN FUCKER! ALIEN FUCKER!

“Don’t knock it till you try it, bro.”

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*gives him a jacket with 'BIG BOY' bedazzled on the back.*

“Who even bedazzles anymore?”

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U put that tongue away mister

“...”

“Bleh~”

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Well if he's going to pout... She floats over to plant a kiss on his cheek before flying off.

“...”

What just happened?

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Tosses a Hershey kiss at his head. Happy National Kissing Day, you clorbag.

What the hell? Rude.

She’s just lucky he likes Hershey kisses. 

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His ears are burning.

And his tongue’s a-waggling.

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What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

Killing. Destroying. Misery. Hatred. 

“Coffee.” That too...

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You're not even sure you trust yourself... How sad.

“Know what’s sad? Your face.”

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Have you ever bit your tongue on accident? The whole sharp teeth and long tongue combo seems... Like an accident waiting to happen.

“Psh. No.”

Twice. It hurt.

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You had to have had at least ONE girlfriend that meant something to you before you met Blackfire, right?

“Hmm... Nope. Not a one.”

“Why?”

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You're just nuts about Blackfire, aren't you?

“Look at her, can you blame me?” We can.

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So what do you really think of Starfire?

“She gives B and me trouble, what else do I need to know?”

“And she’s got lousy taste in guys.”

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*draws cat whiskers on his face*

“I SWEAR TO GOD--!”

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Naughty symbiote hosts gets put in the BELL TOWERRR

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!”

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*flings candy canes at*

*flings a car at*

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*sticks a Christmas bow to his head* the perfect gift for ur bae.

“Can you not?”