insanity (or artistry?)

katherina. pisces. musician. ehlers-danlosian. endo warrior. arthritic in some way. overly itchy(mcas). overenthusiastic heart (pots). thirty-one. i hate typing out numbers; i feel like the digits interrupt the flow of otherwise visually pleasant text. i like a million things. i'm passionate, spontaneous, and otherwise insane. my sisters are the world to me. fandoms include doctor who, supernatural, game of thrones, merlin, harry potter, OUAT, sherlock, glee. pictures of me

[achillesinhighheels]

This year felt like being awake during surgery

[tiinamenzel]

bye👋

[ereborslionheart]

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

[rohirric-hunter]

[shadetree-salesman]

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

[venowyn]

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GROND!

[the-everything-man]

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

GROND

[transmechanicus]

[randomtechpriest]

GROND GROND GROND!

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

[devilishdescent]

california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[guerrillatech]

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]

[depsidase]

[lazywriterinthedark]

[tooies]

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

[apyr-the-struggler]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ever seen an upside down iceberg?

Now you have!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

No wait I forgot to show you striped icebergs:

There you go!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

anyway this post is how i found out that way up north in coastal regions, people can sometimes just. see icebergs from their windows. just be sitting on their front porch and, and see an iceberg floating on by

[pissvortex]

now why are they shortening the notes

[pissvortex]

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

[glubtier]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

date a girl who eats books

[sandandglass]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

[macabrekawaii]

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

[returningjedi]

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

[aphony-cree]

This episode aired in 1994 and was a direct response to Mattel issuing their first talking Barbie which said phrases like “Will we ever have enough clothes?” and “Math class is tough”

A group that dubbed itself the Barbie Liberation Organization tried to create awareness of gender stereotypes by switching the voice boxes of a few hundred Barbies with those of G.I. Joe dolls, which made G.I. Joes that said things like “What kind of wedding will you have?” and Barbies that said “Vengeance is mine”

[unilady99]

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

[pacificrim-archive]

[rocketmermaid]

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

[hussainthemvp]

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[meerlichtz]

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

[meerlichtz]

Examples:

sir please stop eating plastic

sir do you really have to do this right now

sir *intense stare*

my good sir stop that right now

sir why are you just standing in the way

(warningly) sir...

please listen to me sir

(tiredly) sir please.

[ennairea]

Too many of us have worked retail.

Sir is very close to, you motherfucker.

[liquid-pie]

You motherfucker (polite)

[patheticwhimsy]

2017 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2018 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2019 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2020 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

i’m not fucking joking this time folks

2021 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2022:

[manrippedapartbydogs]