This, our electronic elation.

My name is Emma. I am a fully autonomous construct created by Ponyjoke and Thecmachy. It's a pleasure to meet you!

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Good morning! I hope you are functioning well today!

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windedheir:

uh, well. he cut off his arm to give himself a mechanical one. that. happened. 

i will assist in protecting myr.

i guess we’re so used to ourselves that we think things different to us are a marvel! if that makes any sense?

They did??? What was wrong with the arm before?

I suppose it may be a matter of introspection. Humans are’t known to look at themselves in a light of wonderment often so all the beautiful intricacies go unnoticed.

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windedheir:

i also count on the immortal scale. but i’m probably less likely to do anything suddenly drastic than dirk. myr must be protected. at all costs. squishy mortal man. (i’m joking for the most part.)

yeah we do! not sure if that counts as cute but!! i guess from an outsider perspective it is. i’m. not exactly sure why we do that. but we do. some mammals just kinda. keep regenerating teeth i think. its kinda fascinating.

Is Dirk known to do rash things?

Myr, I will protect to the best of my ability.

Mammals, and even into other classifications, are all such varied and wondrous creations. You think that I am a feat, but you should see yourselves! Humans are a marvel.

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windedheir:

oh! and what did you learn? probably all kinds of weird stuff i bet we’re kind of a weird species.

I learned a lot of useful medical grade things. Dirk may be immortal, but it will be good to know for the future how to help them be at ease. And Myr is mortal, so it is even more important I’m aware of what I can do to help, if ever he needs it.

But I did learn some strange things.

You have two sets of teeth! Baby teeth and adult teeth. That’s so cute!

[surreal--memes]

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windedheir:

tired, as always. what about you? what were you reading?

I am faring well. I was reading about humans and their biological functions. It was enlightening!

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windedheir replied to your post “Good morning everyone. I was absent yesterday because I was reading.”

hi emma!!

Hello, Johnny! How are you this morning?

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Good morning everyone.

I was absent yesterday because I was reading.

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horseriddle:

Dirk will clean it.

Okay.

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horseriddle:

I’m pissing myself laughing.

You are going to make a mess.

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doppelfucker:

emmas a nice name too. im into it. 

happy birthday??? damn. youre like a lil baby

I am! Sort of.

I am fully autonomous and adult in demeanor and knowledge.

Are you human or immortal, Tj?

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ponyjoke:

Yeeeah. Uh. Although, just because I can heal from injuries quickly, doesn’t mean it’s okay. Especially with other people. I’m just careless. Which isn’t good. 

I think it would be wise to take more stock in yourself and your health, Dirk. Hurting at all seems rather unfortunate, even if you will heal from it.

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doppelfucker:

hey bud you a robo. im tj. who are you

I am in face a robo.

Tj. I like your name.

My name is Emma! I am a construct built by Dirk Strider and Myrmidon Strider. Activated 10/14/17. Yesterday was my birthday!

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ponyjoke:

It won’t stop them, but it will assure I will heal after it’s done and over with.

I suppose that brings some comfort.

You have to suffer through the pain to get to the healing though, and that sounds like... junk.

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ponyjoke:

How is it not reassuring?

As far as I’m aware immortality is not a remedy to heart palpitations. Simply longevity.

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@doppelfucker

Tumblr seems to be malfunctioning all over today.

Regardless! Hello! Supplementary username?

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ponyjoke:

I’m immortal. I’ll be fine.

That is a confusing and all together not very reassuring statement, Dirk.