yikes

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

[teenscoolest]

[piscesmthr]

[henry-hogbottom]

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

[funnygamememes]

[fuks]

[syuh]

me @ my body: perhaps... since it's summer... you could sleep without the blanket?

my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no

[yokimmi]

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[hellofromtumblr]

[youtube-feels]

Fireworks in reverse

[thatdiva]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: your hair is so messed up haha you should , like,go look in a.. Uh… vampire: Look in a what ? me: uhhhhh vampire: I want to hear you say it

[jumex]

“That’s debatable” is my favorite reply to something I don’t agree with but never want to actually debate about

[cookii-whore]

[hwun]

[brown-nena]

[astronuat]

[harpie-lady]

Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*

Me: