stuff i like

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

[pidgefudge]

[sachermorte]

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[suicunesrider]

sorry I just wanted to put these right with the video in a post because this is still the funniest thing I have ever seen

[dhomochevski]

The zendaya is meechee video is singlehandedly oppressing the straights

[mtndewpitchblack]

the straights are getting a little too comfortable on tumblr again reblog zendaya is meechee

[lunyselene]

@skeletal-fish

[clonerightsagenda]

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

[seananmcguire]

The dream...

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Pair this with a black

skirt and boots, and you, too can

be a Visigoth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[hasufin]

@gothiccharmschool

[lokaror]

GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK

[ubersaur]

God forbid women do anything

[justpastsaturn]

She had a good time, too

[lintukoto2]

Lokale Kirche weiß, wie effektive Selbstwerbung geht

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[afieldinengland]

normal country latest

[redsunrisinginthesky]

[theladymisandry]

You CANNOT hide these in the tags @injuries-in-dust

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[nunown]

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

[nunown]

reblog if you gangnam smiled

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Fantasy worlds always have large, beautiful moons, sometimes a few of them in pretty colours. We should have more fantasy worlds that have like 112 piece of crap tiny lumpy moons that are horrible and pointless.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They have a whole astrology system based on their awful moons and eclipses are bullshit because it just looks like a piece of gravel being tossed past a light.

[patches-dark-souls]

112 peice of crap moons

Rings. That’s what rings are. All the planets with a fuck ton of shitass moons have rings. You’re just making the night sky cooler.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I bet they look like shit from underneath

[inbabylontheywept]

There's some physicist from Idaho that did a series of what different locations on Earth would look like if Earth had Saturn's rings. Article was saying that depending on your latitude, the rings could appear as a straight line overhead, or a sort of rainbow arch higher up. Fun idea to toy with.

[giantpotato693]

Yeah but what if there were like two dozen moons like phobos and deimos and they fucking sucked. Also a tiny one hit the planet like 300 years ago and now everyone's back in the stone age and thinks the moons are like gods of death or something. Oh also yeah their eclipses are dumb qnd boring.

[flipocrite]

[naamahdarling]

Thanks, Derin! I'm now doing this for my fantasy planet.

Just a bunch of stupid floating potato rocks tumbling all shittily-bo-bittily through space. Every once in a while one stumbles out of its slightly irregular orbit and falls and because it's such a piece of crap it gets shredded by gravity as it belly-flops anticlimactically and only causes some localized damage, because these moons? They're too shitty to wreak any real havoc. Die for nothing, you useless chunks of mediocrity.

[bluephone]

The last of the plein airprils! I got sidetracked by a busy season at work and wasn't able to keep up with the daily paintings, but I still had a blast. I gotta keep playing around with gouache.

Had I the month to do over again? I would paint more clouds

[soapyfemme]

Holding a girl down with my hand in her hair but it’s my right hand so she has to make dead on eye contact with my clippy tattoo

[soapyfemme]

POV

[themorriganunofficial]

Hey, looks like you're trying to have lesbian sex, can I help with that?

[allthingseurope]

Loire Valley Chateau, France

[dogpuppy]

[mothmandrivesstudebakers]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Three things:

I am glad that in 2026 I find out about twitter from tumblr.

I did not "dance around" the manic pixie dream girl. I sought to write books exposing the dangerous lie that a person is more than a person. The romanticization (mostly by boys) of the Romantic Other is extremely dangerous, and that was a central theme of my first two books. If people read them as MPDG books, then I failed at my first and most fundamental task and I'm sorry.

I did not build the hospital. Nerdfighteria paid for a hospital that Sierra Leoneans built. We paid for the hospital partly through Hank and I donating money, but mostly thanks to the thousands of people who pay for the hospital every month and my brother's stupid but brilliant idea to create Netflix For Socks.