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Boo.

#I don't know what osmosis is

*Tofu gets jumpscared by osmosis*

*Tofu is diva*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

[she looks at the drawing closely, squinting her eyes]

… you should draw more, improve your skills.

cause I have no idea vho zhe fuck zhat is.

[akilah is still struggling and whimpering on the floor]

You vant some painkillers..?

Mmghmmghhghm- [akilahs mourh got taped shut by tofu]

TOFU KNOCK IT OFF OR NO MORE TREATS.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*Tofu has begrudgingly stopped this tomfoolery.*

Go back to your enclosure.

*Tofu dissapears. To his mindscape.*

Good Tofu.

#<- like the person who actually owns him or Evelyn’s room?#<- the person who owns him IRL

*final hiss*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

[she looks at the drawing closely, squinting her eyes]

… you should draw more, improve your skills.

cause I have no idea vho zhe fuck zhat is.

[akilah is still struggling and whimpering on the floor]

You vant some painkillers..?

Mmghmmghhghm- [akilahs mourh got taped shut by tofu]

TOFU KNOCK IT OFF OR NO MORE TREATS.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*Tofu has begrudgingly stopped this tomfoolery.*

Go back to your enclosure.

#his mindscape is just his owner's room btw

*Tofu dissapears. To his mindscape.*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

[she looks at the drawing closely, squinting her eyes]

… you should draw more, improve your skills.

cause I have no idea vho zhe fuck zhat is.

[akilah is still struggling and whimpering on the floor]

You vant some painkillers..?

Mmghmmghhghm- [akilahs mourh got taped shut by tofu]

TOFU KNOCK IT OFF OR NO MORE TREATS.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*Tofu has begrudgingly stopped this tomfoolery.*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

[she looks at the drawing closely, squinting her eyes]

… you should draw more, improve your skills.

cause I have no idea vho zhe fuck zhat is.

[akilah is still struggling and whimpering on the floor]

*Akilah's mouth is taped shut*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

[she looks at the drawing closely, squinting her eyes]

… you should draw more, improve your skills.

cause I have no idea vho zhe fuck zhat is.

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Ve need to find a better outlet for you. Maybe try art?

*a drawing appears*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

[akilah gets knocked out of their chair and set on fire....] AAAAAAAGGHH HELPP.. PLEASE SOMEBODYY AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHAAAHHHH--

[akilah produces gargled screams of unmatched fear and agony]

@eirasnowanon

@sm-6-sc13nt1st [hopefully either of them save akilah from getting burnt alive.. for the second time..]

[she puts her hands on her hips and sounding a like a disappointed parent she says]

Tofu, you cannot just light people on fire.

@t0fu-th3-sn4k3

*a sticky note is placed on the dumpster*

*"srz"*

Nope rope!

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

[akilah hisses back] >:( ur lucky i aint able to shapeshift or id done do rattlesnakezz >:3

*A dumpster on fire is yeeted at Akilah*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Its so cuuuutee i wanna give it a lil.. just a lil kiss..

*hiss*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

....just don't kill anyone.

*sticky note is placed on the floor*

*"no promises :)"*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

She sends an energy ball at it. It explodes midair.

tofu...we've been kind to you, haven't we? Especially Evelyn? You shouldn't bite the hand that feeds you.

*Tofu does not understand what is going on*

*tofu is simply °-v-°*

Tofu escaped

...ok? What do you want me to do about a slightly chaotic snake?

*a bomb is yeeted at Eira*

bloody-python-anon

Do you have a crush on Jack?

What happened to hi

How are you

My name is

What happened to those

*a pride flag is yeeted at him*

bloody-python-anon

..HOW DID THE SNAKE EVEN DO THAT??