"im tryna go to work but some guy EXPLODED THE COFFEE MACHINE. yeah that's all i have to say.."
"..uh.. sooo how ya doin?"
(bro is NOT telling anyone he commited crimes willingly..😭😭)
How does one explode the coffee machine? Actually, I remember one time back in the day me and my Builderman blew something up in the HQ... Was it, a coffee machine? Maybe a microwave? Hard to remember.
[Shedletsky pauses.]
How I'm doing... Well, I'm doing pretty good!! How have you been? With all the swords and whatever else?
(I mean, I wouldn't tell anyone if I committed crimes either lol)
"wellll ive been doing finee, there's just something bugging me that I can't place.."
horribly lying (Does infact know what is bothering him)
"ohh the swords are.... okay I guess..? They're cool n all.."
debating whether or not to say that the swords talk to him in his head
(TRUEEE . . )
Well that's good, glad that you're... Doing good enough.
[Shedletsky pauses, staring at him.]
Are you, doing okay..? You're seeming quite a bit troubled my friend. Is there something on your mind you'd like to talk about? I won't judge.
(Lol, my Shed's just sitting here thinking "is he good bruh??? Why's he acting weird :C)
"uhm! im fine! totally fine.. haha"
BRO IS HORRIBLE AT LYINGG
"maybe the swords are just a teensy bit talkative. do your swords talk or are mine just weird like that? I haven't told anyone this.. before."
internally panicking
//looking like this rn//
"dude i sound crazy when im talking about this .. Im not i swear"
Your swords... Talk? Like... Only to you??? What do they even say???? "Oh, I'm a sword!! My name is the firebrand!!" What????? Do they tell you to do things??????? HELLO???????? YOU SOUND INSANE RIGHT NOW
"They tell me things but not really because they're secretive! whats the point of telling me things then being vague? ALSO NO IM NOT INSANE I SWEAR"
"also yeah they tell me to commit crimes but like i ignore them. THEY CAN'T EVEN PRONOUNCE MY NAME RIGHT?" (debating whether or not he gets #possessed mid sentence)
They tell you to COMMIT CRIMES?? WHAT KIND OF CRIMES???? MURDER??? ARE THEY TELLING YOU TO RIGHT NOW??? IM SCARED 😰😰😰😰 THEY CAN TELL YOU TO COMMIT CRIMES BUT THEY CAN'T PRONOUNCE SHEDLETSKY??? ARE THE SWORDS STUPID????
(Omg yes that would be funny as hell lmao)
"Nah, they're weirdly silent...right now.. I don't trust this-"
blink
eyes are golden
"oh, hey. We've finally decided to show up! We're the swords and We can control this guy. You're a different version of him.. would We work the same on you?"
(kinda ooc for the swords but like #whatever it's close enough)
Did he just get possessed..? By the swords..? I am talking, to the swords? How does that even happen? Can you guys possess me? I assume not because you guys are from a different universe... Hm...So you guys can just, take over? Whenever you want? That's a bit invasive...
"it's the only way We could get this idiot to listen because otherwise things wouldn't go to Our plan. We haven't really told him Our plan.."
"also for the how? We can sorta just do it. Also yes, He is possessed, by Us, The swords."
"Well, he's still able to watch, and if We feel generous We could listen to when he's trying to tell Us."
(CHUD GETTING POSSESSED MID CONVERSATIONNN)
That's... A little mean... Not sure what I expected from conscious swords. So what? You just give him back his body when you get tired of controlling him? And he can't do anything??? Poor guy... Not sure why I feel bad though, ain't my problem.
(This chud does NOT care LMAO)
"oh We only possess him for a short bit of time to finish a task-"
"wait.. WHY ARE WE EXPLAINING OURSELVES TO YOU?"
"....We'll just.."
blink, normal eyes again
"That was weird. And I didn't even get to that part earlier but at least it tells you I am indeed not crazy it's just the swords being... weird.."
(LOL)
