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quartershot replied to your post: i have a sister now. now if we want to get...
what the actual fuck.
oh, it seems like we’ve got somebody. yes, it was all very complicated. there was some memory erasure involved, as per usual. some shitty enchanted artifacts, once again as per usual. really, um, you know, it was all pretty par for the course except for the part where i forgot a family member.
also i saved the world. it’s whatever. greetings start at 300 GPs, handshakes at 500 GPs, autographs at 600 GPs, and if you want a personalized compliment from yours truly it’s a meager 1000 GPs. get ‘em while they’re hot, baby!
i have a sister now. now if we want to get technical i always had a sister, except for a few minutes there because fuck you, i’m the older twin, but there were a few years there where it just slipped my mind. you know how it is with family. she was a little preoccupied with being a FUCKING umbrella, so, you know.
i don’t even know where i would begin bringing you goons up to date on my life. i know you’re all probably clamoring to hear about what taako’s been up to, you know, all the daring and heroics and good looks, but between you and me it’s been pretty hectic.Â
i wonder if joaquin’s kicking it on the same plane as any of you fools. joaquin, my man, if you’re getting any of this, you’ve gotta get me up to date with what’s up.
not a SINGLE one of you thugs will believe the fucking– wow, how long has it been now? six or seven months? well, NONE of you will believe the FUCKING WHIRPOOL OF SHIT i have been through. or maybe you will. i don’t know who was or wasn’t privy to the whole, you know, voidfish projecting all that jazz into everyone’s heads bizz but in the event that you did see, yes, i am THAT taako and i would LOVE to take your autographs except i’m still working through this dipshit mirror.Â
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
death: shows up
me, seductively hiking my skirt up my leg: hey
WELL these two goons are a little peeved at me, and by that i mostly mean merle-- yeah, mostly merle, but overall i consider this a net win for taako!
kravvitz replied to your post: kravvitz replied to your post: ...
Oh. Well, no, you’re not wrong. About either things, I mean
i’m usually right about these things, my man.
kravvitz replied to your post: be right back i’ve gotta go burn down merle’s...
I may be wrong but I don’t think a whole garden needs to be sacrificed for one bug?
hey, go big or go home, am i right?
be right back i’ve gotta go burn down merle’s shitty garden.
kushvela replied to your post: kushvela replied to your post: ...
were all missing smth aint we. at least i got The Good Trailmix with like. fruit and candy
i have a bad habit of leaving all of the raisins in trail mix like that and just picking out everything around them.
i am LIVING for the situation where i tentacle up some random ass fucking dude waving around a pair of scissors. IT’S NOT EVEN DEATH! IT’S DEATH’S FUCKING UNDERSTUDY BECAUSE DEATH’S BUSY SLEEPING IT OFF!
kushvela replied to your post: kushvela replied to your post: ...
nooo its a little goliath village out in the country theres nothin open!!!
oh, yeah, i forgot it was late as hell. i’ve had a long day alright? taako’s missing some things here and there.
i am filing a human resources complaint STAT. we had to walk around this crummy ████ ████ for hours yesterday and my feet have swelled up like a fucking balloon! this is par for the course on the road but i’m at WORK! on my OFF DAYS! and honestly when i’m traipsing through the woods looking for who-knows-what i know well enough to take breaks!
kushvela replied to your post: what’s up you fucks?
i want…………… cream soda im really feelin cream soda
then go get some! i’m sure there’s some inn in town that could be convinced to whip you up some of that carbonated beverage.
