[lauratraseylikepaccoons]

"You are so quiet" bro i daydream 80% of my time

[kitty-n-classe]

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[lsleofskye]

Umeå, Sweden | nhodjin

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

“Won’t” is the boldest fucking contraction like it really Did That. Just went for it, no shame.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

Will Not took one look at Don’t and thought yeah baby need me some of that

[d-vniellaa]

[loesr]

[aristhought]

[doggosource]

[homopower]

I literally felt stress leave my body watching this.

[goaliesarethebest]

I love him, I hope he’s having a good day.

[becausebirds]

potty mouth bird

[lrukasensei]

[Caption:

[WOMAN (OFF-CAMERA):] He’s gonna come sit by you.

[MAN:] That’s crazy!

[WOMAN (LAUGHING):] Try to pet him.

[MAN:] No, nah, he’s got that big-ass beak on him!

[BIRD:] Fuck you!

[MAN (LAUGHING):] Fuck you?!]

[oldiesporvida-deactivated201903]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[thequintab]

[ihavebecomethesun]

Honestly, this was so inspirational.

[girlannachronism]

[mjalti]

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

[sageklaire]

shut up lol

[mjalti]

buy my silence

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[siickangel]

[b4dbxtch]

BLXCK | WHXTE

[newendy]