Loose Lips Sink Ships

Tabitha Elaine Parrish Seventeen Free "People like you always want back the love they pushed aside, but people like me are gone forever, when you say goodbye.”

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------------ Oh, by all means, continue. Your failure is adorable.

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Aurelia: I'm sorry.

Tabitha: Sweetheart, you've were forgiven long ago

Tabitha: Let me know when I can come over and hug you

Aurelia: I don't deserve it.

Aurelia: Whenever you want?

Tabitha: Yes you do

Tabitha: Just making sure, I heard from a little blonde bird that you might be a bit busy

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Aurelia: I'm sorry.

Tabitha: Sweetheart, you've were forgiven long ago

Tabitha: Let me know when I can come over and hug you

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twitchvillegas:

Threatening people is not the way to go, Tabitha, you are going to get sent to jail.

That seems like a very small price to pay.

            Besides, I would totally rule jail. They would bow down to me.

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------------------- Hey, it is never too soon to learn our national no-snitchin' policy.

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Well you are certainly not wrong about that.

I’ve always known it, baby. 

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And you love me anyway?

You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.

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( she smiles brightly up at him, moving to capture his lips in a kiss, fingers burrowing in his hair without hesitation. ) And you are the best thing that has ever happened to me, baby.

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dukescott:

I actually like to think that I’m always incredibly sexy, thank you very much.

But if I’d known that plotting my enemies’ downfall was all it took for you to realize that, I would’ve taken you guys bowling months ago.

Well you are certainly not wrong about that.

I’ve always known it, baby. 

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dukescott:

Then let’s do this!

Beating Twendy shouldn’t be too hard. If my brother can detach himself from Grayson long enough to actually bowl, we can still kick their asses. And we’ll go easy on Sapphire and her friends… but still kick their asses. Respectfully.

...You are so incredibly sexy when you get this way.

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dukescott:

You promise?

Also, just so you know, we have to beat Pily. They always cheat and end up winning, and I don’t think I can accept that. Not after what happened on Christmas.

Swear on my life.

Oh, we’re absolutely going to beat Pily. I refuse to lose to them again.

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dukescott:

Clearly.

    I mean, I wouldn’t mind, but we’re supposed to be making someone else’s night.

Don’t worry, baby, I’ll make your night as soon as we get back.

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dukescott:

Don’t approve!

    You’re making me go bowling with those demons, this is the opposite of love.

I do what I want!

    Do I need to remind you of what we were doing twenty minutes ago? 

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dukescott:

Okay, you say that, but you know she’s going to do it anyway!

       But fine. I’m going, but I’m only doing it because I like making people happy, and Sapphire sounds too pure to be surrounded by you hellions.

She wouldn’t be Lily if she played fair!

     I have literally never done anything but love you, asshole.

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dukescott:

As wonderful as that sounds, I really don’t want to go.

Lily always cheats when we bowl!

I’m not gonna let her cheat, babe.

              Now, get your ass in the car. We’re going.

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----------- Okay, as much as I love making out with you -- and you know I love it -- I have some serious ass to kick at the bowling alley, so let’s go.

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( * &&. group chat;; the rebellion )

Tabitha: You two are insane

Tabitha: Baby, there is literally no point in fighting this, just tell him who it was

Duke: N o, please refrain from scaring off my friends, I need someone to bail me out of jail when you assholes get me thrown in

Duke: Tab, you're supposed to love me and back me up here. Make them stop

Duke: And aren't we supposed to be giving someone a magical night???? Why are we not doing the thing????

Tabitha: I do love you, but we do not stand a chance against Pily. They're psychotic.

Tabitha: And I'll bail you out of jail

Tabitha: We should get going tho

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( * &&. group chat;; the rebellion )

Percy: H E B U M P E D Y O U

Percy: You could have dropped your books, or twisted your ankle. Then where would you be?

Percy: I'll tell you where: in the nurses office with a swollen ankle and messy, unorganized notes

Percy: And do you know what unorganized notes lead to?

Percy: Unorganized work ethic

Percy: Which leads to bad grades, which lead to dropping out, which leads to drugs

Percy: And the next thing I know, I'm visiting your very lovely box on the side of the interstate, trying to convince you to get a job and /contribute to society/

Percy: So give me a name

Duke: The worst thing that happened was my shoulder hitting the locker

Duke: And he apologized seventy five thousand times for that

Duke: He even bought me coffee and a sandwich for lunch

Duke: (I mean, my notes were unorganized but Tabs helped me fix them, so my work ethic is fine, thank you)

Duke: There was no nurse's office

Duke: No drugs

Duke: No box on the side of the interstate

Duke: please chill

Duke: and come pick me up so we can go bowling

Percy: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: LILIAN HE IS NOT GIVING ME NAMES

Lily: Duke, I realize you don't have many normal friends to go on play dates with

Lily: But Percy is right

Lily: Your entire life could've changed because of this dweeb.

Lily: We could've l o s t y o u

Lily: So give us his name, Percy can dispose of him, and we can move on

Lily: Why do you always have to make things complicated

Tabitha: You two are insane

Tabitha: Baby, there is literally no point in fighting this, just tell him who it was

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( * &&. group chat;; the rebellion )

Percy: ...She's never bowled?

Percy: How has anyone never bowled before?????

Percy: Alright, new plan.

Percy: We do absolutely everything in our power to ensure that tonight is the best night she's ever had, alright? We do whatever she wants to do, we play at her pace, we're patient with her, and we don't treat her like she's different from us just because she's sick.

Percy: Deal?

Duke: But we should still be nicer to her than we are to each other, because we tend to be cruel, cruel people when we're all in one place.

Duke: But, yeah, deal.

Duke: What's her name?

Wendy: I think that goes without saying, dipshit.

Wendy: A name would be nice.

Lily: I really was going to be like, "We're fucking saints, dickhead"

Lily: Then I saw Wendy's text and figured that you're right.

Lily: Her name's Sapphire.

Lily: And thank you, guys.

Lily: I really want her to have fun tonight. I want her to believe in something good. Even if it does come in the form of bowling with a group of misfits.

Tabitha: Sapphire, huh? I like it.

Tabitha: She sounds like she'll be a really good addition.