Tackles

the pit of despair.

[martloves]

being “the art friend” around christmas and birthdays

[smelterdemon-deactivated2014043]

[zagenta]

Concept: fratsonas. Create a self-insert that’s a douchey frat bro. Mine’s name is Josh

[zagenta]

Everyone keeps tagging this saying they’re Chad but listen guys. We can’t all be a Chad. If you really want your fratsona to be a Chad you have to earn it

[aglaja-deactivated20131222]

[brucebocchi]

diagram of me succumbing to the grain

[jean-wei]

Not really autobiographical, but still really personal. I think I might revisit this at some point, but for now, here it is. 

[nitramaraho]

Here have a vine compilation that I made and enjoy I’m not late to the party or anything

[fenharel-archived]

Falon’Din was shredded. (insp)

[joey-wheeler-official]

official guide to :3 and how to deal with them

:3 =a friend, trustworthy

:3c =mischeavous but ultimatly harmless, also trustworthy

;3 =wants somewthing from you, approach with caution

>:3 =deviant, caution advised

>:3c =unpredictable and potentially dangerous trickster, extreme caution advised

:^3 =deranged and dangerous madman, do not approach under any circumstance

>:^3c =the antichrist, bringer of the apocalypse, herald of the end, there is nothing you can do, surrender

[forcewakens]

Adele about Beyoncé in TV Radio Room After Winning Album, Record and Song of the Year.

[cassiecalamity-deactivated20170]

All talk no action, though. Bring Beyoncé up on stage. Give her the award. AND THEN THE MIC.

[lierdumoa]

I don’t think you’ve thought that scenario thru. If Adele had asked Beyonce to join her on stage, she would actually have forced Beyonce into a terrible situation where Beyonce would be subjected to ridicule and public humiliation. 

Beyonce can’t exactly give her prepared acceptance speech to a room full of racist white people who didn’t vote for her. What’s she gonna say? “Thanks for nothing”? She’d have to make up something to say on the fly. She can’t thank Adele for the award without the media calling her a smug/conceited sore loser. She can’t criticize the voters or the organization without being lambasted by the media as both a sore loser and as a “ hysterical angry black woman.” 

Anything Beyonce said to that room would have been turned against her a thousand fold – Beyonce and Adele both knew that. Every black person in the room knew that too. In court, defending yourself is not always your best option. You often need a character witness who’ll speak on your behalf. This may not have been a literal court, but the same principle applies to the court of public opinion.

And btw Adele did give Beyonce the award. She said “I cannot accept this award” and then she broke off the base of the grammy (the part that had Adele’s name on it) and gave the trophy part to Beyoncé. Maybe they cut that portion out of the particular broadcast you watched, but it did happen and there are articles about it.

I’m usually the first in line to criticize bad ally-ship. In this particular situation, I honestly think Adele chose the best course of action for Beyonce. She’s a good example to celebs who want to be allies – this is how it’s done.

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who gasps when she sees a cat

[athenasdragon]

Listen, I love my inquisitor, but I also have this great vision of her and the advisors standing around the war table like “we have so few resources, here in our massive castle where we’re training an army, how can we possibly hope to defeat Corypheus” and then the doors bang open and there stands the Hero of Ferelden. She cracks her knuckles. “Listen up kiddos - oh hey, Cullen - listen, back in my day, I defeated a god with the help of like 5 randos and a dog. What seems to be the problem.”

[the-queen-of-thedas]

I need this.

[ivare-enim-euge]

I remember when I was 9 years old neopets taught me what cum meant. Not what an orgasm is, but what the word cum meant. I was postin on the neoboards, doing my 9 year old thing, and all of a sudden I was kicked off the forum and blocked????? I was like what the fuck I’m 9 I just want to talk about my jubjub?? (his name was JubInATub how clever is that I know). So I investigated and it said I had been soft banned for using inappropriate language, and it had the word like censored and I had to click on it to see what it said, so I do and I see the word CUM written in bold red letters, plain as the morning sun, strung up and exposed to the brisk wind like freshly laundered linens, and was understandably offended like??? Cum on guys this has to be a mistake I was just asking what was the best time to cum to the ice caves and try to sneak some free shit from that ice snake bitch, that thing was ALWAYS awake. So my bitty 9 y/o brain was like what the hell neopets, maybe they just don’t understand Internet Lingo like obviously I was using a Hip and Cool instant message shorthand to save my precious 9 y/o time (a girls got shit to do like damn). So I was like let’s lay this to rest, I’m gonna google search this shit, screen shot the definition and send it in an email to the CEO Mr. Neopet himself, lay down some knowledge on these fogies. So my sweet little innocent fingers pull up Google dot com and type in the letters C-U-M expecting validation and let me tell you friends, what I found shocked my innocent child psyche to the core. The root of who I was got ripped to shreds, obliterated by the wood chipper that is this cruel and disgusting world we live in. That day changed me, it was a crossroads of my life and I was thrust down a path that I have yet to return from.

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

Preserve this in a museum

[justneckbeardthings]

[moghedien]

you ever realize how low-key messed up the Jedi Order is?

[hydnelllum]

I aint saying the Sith are good guys, they do bad shit as well, but let’s look at history on the other side of things.

> Paint Sith as villains when the were originally just a splinter faction with a differing belief system.

> Lead a court ordered genocide against a Sith planet that posed no threat after having been defeated in a war. 

> Fun fact, the Sith were only on that planet becuase the jedi had killed all but 12, stripped them of everything and put them on ships into random deep space

> Essentially the Jedi made the Sith what they are today through stupid decision making

> Abandoned their peace loving code (which was forged because of legislation disbanding their military forces, bringing about a thousand year era of peace) to become commanders and generals in the Clone Wars.

> Lead a violent coup against a leader who was actually elected once it came put that he was from a group they a personal vendetta against, because this is what peace loving space monks do guys.

> Literally train to feel no remorse or pity as opposed to the Sith who are expected to embrace the full spectrum of emotion.

.

[moghedien]

Not even looking at the Sith though, they’re still just so

No, we don’t kidnap children. We take them because it is the will of the force. oh, and younglings if you ever feel the urge to meet with your family again you need to go talk to the counselor because something is wrong with you and that urge is bad

Beware of any other group of force users (even excluding the sith and evil people). We’re the only ones that can use the force properly. We are literally the only people in the entire galaxy that should have an organized group of force sensitives because everyone but us is wrong

Has a prophecy about the Chosen One bringing balance to the force and thinks that somehow means being blinded by the light. Hint: that’s not a balanced scale (I still fail to see how destroying all trace of the dark side is “balanced” but ok george lucas)

if you’re afraid you might turn evil, so don’t be afraid children, and don’t be afraid of turning evil because you were afraid.

If you don’t get taken as an apprentice that’s ok, younglings. You can become a farmer, but you’re still a Jedi to us. Unless we tell you to leave and send you back to that family we told you to forget about.

politicians are bad and we shouldn’t rely on them. It’s okay because its not like we deal with politics anyway. Anyway, let’s constantly harass the senate and pressure them into doing what we want

don’t get attached to anything. besides your lightsaber. and your master, but not really your master. don’t get attached or you’ll turn evil and probably kill everyone

[crazynoodles69]

Just in case some of you are interested…

Jedi Code:

There is no emotion, there is peace.

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.

There is no passion, there is serenity.

There is no chaos, there is harmony.

There is no death, there is the Force.

Sith Code:

Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.

And a third one also exists which is made by the gray Jedi. (The ones who’ve “gone rouge” but aren’t Sith)

There is no Dark Side, nor a Light Side

There is Only the Force

I will do what I must to keep the balance

The balance is what keeps me together

There is no good without evil, but evil must not be allowed to flourish

There is passion, Yet peace

Serenity, Yet emotion

Chaos, Yet order

I am the wielder of the flame, the protector of balance

I am the holder of the torch, lighting the way

I am the keeper of the flame, soldier of balance

I am a guardian of balance

I am a Gray Jedi

[commodorecliche]

Not to mention the continuous mind-fucking of anyone they need to trick. Jedi legitimately are A-okay with manipulating the free will of others to achieve their means.

[darth-salem-emperor-of-earth]

@actualanakinskywalker, you might like this. 

[shrimpfandango]

In case you’ve been fed too much Jedi propaganda.

[zephra85]

@fierceawakening have you seen this yet this looks right up your alley. 

[fierceawakening]

Eeeee yes I have heard of this stuff and it is awesome!! Thanks!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Seriously, the original Jedi Order were basically just Villains with Good Publicity battling against Villains with Bad Publicity…them and the Sith were both terrible but in different ways and I’m pretty sure that the only reason no Jedi tried to start a galactic dictatorship like Palpatine did is just because they didn’t view it as necessary to achieve their goals rather than out of any moral/ethical reason like ‘Dictatorships are a bad thing’

Or to paraphrase Kenzi from Lost Girl

“The Jedi are assholes

And the Sith are assholes…who have fun…”

[silktum-deactivated20160823]

Let’s not forget that we are far closer to the sith code than the jedi, and that the jedi code sounds hauntingly similar to a cult.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Jedi basically WERE a cult…like, they operate exactly like a weird religious cult the only difference between them and a real world cult is they actually have the mystical powers stuff going for them that real life cult leaders only lie about

Basically the Jedi are Jonestown in space is what I am saying O.O

[little-bloodied-angel]

@theravenpuppy what we were talking about the other day lol

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

It is a good relationship when you spend your day talking about the morality of the Jedi Order :D

[baeddelshinsgirl]

The Jedi are a religious order, there’s no “basically” about it.

Let’s consider that the Old Republic’s version of the FBI was basically the Catholic Inquisition with superpowers for a sec.

[reaperlight]

Friendly reminder that when Commandant Brendol Hux first developed the new Stormtrooper Program that is now used by the First Order he based his indoctrination techniques on the Old Jedi Order…

[thatsthat24]

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Seeing Your Friend in the Window 👀

[smalllady]

cards against thedas - dragon age: inquisition