ʟ ᴏ ᴀ ᴅ ɪ ɴ ɢ. . .

kim taehyung 20. casino dealer h̶a̶c̶k̶e̶r̶. technopathy. angel. "your life story is written by you, & only you. don’t expect it to be written in the stars, or with the person with a grand smile. although, never hurts to look for inspiration – "

[justonetae]

he’s so gorgeous

[taehyungxcel]

hey you! → hani & taehyung

[shinfmd-blog]

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[taehyungxcel]

still surprised at the fact that she was a girl, a really pretty one too, he was almost speechless. it probably made the atmosphere a bit awkward; he was glad she started talking first. the strange feeling in his stomach grew when she complimented him.

“i think you’re more of a surprise yourself,” he couldn’t help but smile. “i mean, a pretty girl? i really didn’t expect that.” he hoped she didn’t take that as a bad thing, because honestly, it wasn’t. most of the people he meets that are related to this hacking stuff, are older weird men. he hoped the girl wasn’t only a pretty face. 

“and your skills... how did you do that? you know, block me out.” he was still dumbfounded, no one had ever done that. ever. and he couldn’t find a way to break the block. i mean unless she had the same powers as him, but he doubt it. “i’ve never encountered that.”

he thought more about how he couldn’t do that, but more especially how he couldn’t get passed it. honestly, it made taehyung a bit jealous. sure, he was cheating at this game but if he’s going to cheat, he might as well do it impressively. 

[taehyungxcel]

oops... → jinyoung & taehyung

the fire department had just left his apartment nearly an hour ago. taehyung had nearly burned down his building. again. the firefighters are never surprised when they have to visit taehyung. it's usually the same thing, taehyung tried to cook noodles or meat and somehow managed to start a fire. this has been his 10th fire. maybe 11th, he's forgotten and hasn't taken an accurate count. maybe he should just give up on cooking before he really does burn down his building. after the firefighters left, taehyung dialed a pizza place nearby. it's usually his go-to after his noodles turn black. they told taehyung they'd be there in 30 minutes and its already been 30 minutes, so when he hears the knock on the door, which was quite loud and was causing a ruckus, he expects it to be the pizza boy – or girl – ready with his hot pizza. he gets up from the couch and pauses the movie he's watching, all he can think of is his pizza, and opens his door. celxjinyoung

[pinksalmons]

[celestial-memes]

☠ Send me one and I will write a drabble based on it

Break Me: I will write an angsty drabble about our characters. 

Kill Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Forgive me: I will write a drabble about my character forgiving yours or vise versa.

Mourn Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Torture Me: I’ll write a drabble about your character torturing mine or vise versa.

Leave Me: my character will leave your character behind.

Grope Me: my character will grope yours.

Love Me: I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Lick Me: my character will lick yours in any specified place or manner.

Suck Me: my character will suck on any body part of your character

Tease Me: my character will tease yours, whether in a friendly or a sexual manner

Please Me: my character will do anything to please yours

Bite Me: my character will bite yours on any part of their body

Blindfold Me: my character will blindfold yours in order to have their fun

Own me: My character owns your character.

Slap me: my character will slap yours. In the sexual manner, or of anger.

Shoot Me: I’ll write a drabble about my character shooting yours or vise versa.

Shag Me: I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

Call Me: My character will call your character for whatever reason.

Hug Me: My character will hug yours. Either by surprise or for a specific reason.

Give Me: my character will give yours a gift

Tickle Me: my character will tickle yours ruthlessly. 

Text me: I’ll write a drabble about my character texting yours or your character texting mine.

X Me: I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.] 

[taehyungxcel]

emergency → wonwoo & taehyung

[celxwonwoo-deactivated20151003]

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[taehyungxcel]

taehyung had heard wonwoo, and when he did, a bright idea came to his mind. playing with wonwoo might be interesting tonight. quickly, he grabbed ketchup from his kitchen and left a trail of it, leading to his bathroom. hopefully, it’d fool wonwoo. he slowly and quietly unlocked the door, leaving it closed. when he was done, he almost ran to the bathroom and lied on the floor where wonwoo would find his body next to the trail of “blood”.

he hoped wonwoo wouldn’t freak out too much. 

[celxyoohwan]

Moving In || Seungyoun & Taehyung

[celxyoohwan]

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[taehyungxcel]

“thanks i wore it for you.” he turns back and winks at the other.

taehyung looked around and shrugged, his pets were always asleep. he had talked to the vet about it, but she said it wasn’t a problem. “they’re sleeping, as always. and i never named them. i should probably do that soon,” he laughed quickly.

the day before, taehyung had packed all his clothing and well- everything small that fit in his pick-up truck. all that was left was some pieces of furniture. “i just need to get some furniture in a rental truck...” he grabbed his phone which was near seungyoun and looked at the time. “which should be downstairs by now!”

[taehyungxcel]

hit me with your best shot → yugyeom & taehyung

[rkxyugyeom]

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[taehyungxcel]

he let out a groan when his back hit against the wall. his eyes widened, eyebrows furrowed, he was confused. “so no one sent you? to hurt me?” the guilt washed over taehyungs’ body. he had just punched a stranger in the nose, and now the male was bleeding, all because taehyung was being stupid and paranoid. 

although he was getting yelled at, he couldn’t help but smile apologetically at the other. “look, im sorry, i just have people coming for me sometimes and, honestly you looked like one of them.” his apology sounded lame, but honestly how can words make up for a bloody nose?  

“how about i make it up for you? i can cook you something? or my apartment is nearby, i can try to help you clean up?” taehyung couldn’t help but stare at the bloody nose. “and if it is broken, you can totally break my nose. then we can get surgery together, and we can laugh about it later!” he tried to liven the mood, hopefully it worked. all taehyung could do was hope his nose wasn’t broken.

[taehyungxcel]

☼

6. my muse will eat something gross.

it was nice of nichkhun to offer taehyung hot chocolate milk. it was also weird. but being the chocoholic he is, he couldn’t deny it even if he wanted to. chocolate was chocolate. it was one of taehyungs’ few mottos of life, but then again taehyung always claimed almost everything he said was his motto. 

he put the cup near his nose and sniffed it, probably looking like a creep. “are you sure it’s chocolate? it smells strange.” nichkhun had only replied earlier it was dark chocolate, maybe that’s why it smelled weird. 

taehyung shrugged and sipped on the hot substance. the bitter taste hit his tongue harshly, it made taehyung make a grossed out twisted face. “ew,” he managed to say with his tongue sticking out. “that is not hot chocolate!” taehyung tried to take the taste off his tongue by licking his sleeve. it wouldn’t leave. finding the nearest cup of water, he sipped it. the poor boy spit it out, clearly frustrated.

the water he drank was that fancy water that tasted like alka seltzer, the thing that you drink when you have an upset stomach. he didn’t know what was worse, drinking coffee or drinking sparkling water.

he hated the taste of both.

[taehyungxcel]

[ Text 📩 Bae ] Okay I'm going to need my Yoshi back. [ Text 📩 Bae ] I know you took it. [ Text 📩 Bae ] But I can't find it.. [ Text 📩 Bae ] WHERRRR [ Text 📩 Bae ] There's a limit of hiding spots. He's pink. [ Text 📩 Bae ] You're guuuuuuud

⇄ booty call

[ ✉ ] maybe i did take it. maybe i didn’t. i’m not sure...

[ ✉ ] how about a riddle?

[ ✉ ] up high where the clouds float.

[ ✉ ] nevermind, that was a really bad riddle. i would highly recommend the roof.

[unhyoku]

150704 여의도팬사인회 #방탄소년단 #뷔 #V

[taehyungxcel]

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25. my muse will go skinny dipping with your muse.

he never drinks, and that’s a fact. what’s also a fact is that when he does drink, he’s really not himself. he couldn’t count how many drinks he had. two? maybe five? who knows. clearly, taehyung was drunk. he had ripped off his shirt just a while ago, the excuse he gave was that he felt really hot. which was true. 

now, he was shirtless and for some reason, standing in front of jaejoong’s open door. in his hand, his ripped up shirt and in the other, a red cup with the substance that made him like this. 

“why don’t we go skinny dipping?” was his slurred greeting. “i’ve never done it,” taehyung started removing the last of his clothing.

[taehyungxcel]

trickster → chanhee & taehyung

[lgcdaeyeol]

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[taehyungxcel]

the creepy looking cabin looked like it was ready to fall into pieces. taehyung didn’t know what to exactly expect, everything here was really weird. whatever, a cabin is better than nothing. maybe. when chanhee pulled him in, he nodded at him and took a look around. it smelled like dust, he couldn't help the sneeze that came out of his nose. gross.

taehyung closed the door behind him and flipped the light switch on, but nothing. he turned to chanhee, he could barely see his face. “i guess we’ll spend our night in the dark.” 

he cautiously started to walk in deeper the cabin. to him, there were no signs of life, but he felt like he was being watched. it made things worse that there were no lights, a fear taehyung had since he was young. 

“i’ll go look for... a candle or something.” he leaned in closer to chanhee and whispered the last part. “but is it just me, or does it feel like we’re being,” he paused. “watched?” 

[taehyungxcel]

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20. my muse will wear a costume of your muse’s choosing.

he didn’t like this.

he really didn’t like this.

taehyung was wearing a short pink dress, which was very itchy, along with a fake gold crown and a pink high heels. to make things even better, he was wearing make up. his cheeks were rosy red, even his lips.  he’s never worn this much pink before. 

taehyung comes out of the room, holding a wand, and stands infront of the other. “i know i lost the bet, but isn’t this too much? my chest is feeling tight and the itchiness isn’t helping. my toes hurt too.” he can’t help but pout.

[taehyungxcel]

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16. my muse will cook your muse dinner.

taehyung knew how to cook kimchi, well, sort of. he got all the ingredients correctly, he just always burns it. taehyung was known for burning things. his apartment would get on fire a couple times, other residents always knew it was taehyung trying to cook something. this christmas, someone even got taehyung a fire extinguisher. it was embarrassing but he’s had to use it a couple times.

he takes the black burned noodles and lays them on a bowl. taehyung goes to jia with an embarrassed smile.

“i know i promised you dinner, but how about i take you out for dinner instead?”

[taehyungxcel]

not as lonely → byul & taehyung

[hyvl]

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[taehyungxcel]

“hi seungyeon!” he smiled even wider, his eyes nearly closed. he usually tries to talk to people that aren’t in the same home as him. the other kids here are often rude and mean. taehyung didn’t like it, he also didn’t want to put up with them. he simply avoided them and hoped they didn’t try to to initiate a conversation. at school and such, he’d actually talk to many people. they were much nicer.

taehyung kind of frowned at the question. it’d sound ridiculous if he told her the truth, but it was also bad if he told her a lie. 

“i was talking to no one.” he chewed on his bottom lip. “the stars. they usually keep me company when i can’t fall asleep at night.” oh my gosh, taehyung thought he sounded so weird, he hoped the girl didn’t think that. he wanted to climb down the window and continue talking to her, he might awake the other kids sleeping in the room. surely, any of them would rat him out.

“why are you awake?” he couldn’t help but ask.

[taehyungxcel]

the last one → hansol & taehyung

[celxhansol-blog]

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[taehyungxcel]

taehyung turned to the voice, which was actually someone who seemed smaller and younger than him. gripping the milk tighter, he smiled at the other. 

“im sorry but this is mine, kid.” he firmly said and he tugged the carton closer to him, the other still not letting go. he hated to act immaturely like this, but there was no one else around the milk when he saw it, so technically, it’s his. right?

he had no time to fight, especially with some kid. taehyung had to go back home and organize his groceries and then hurry to work. he hoped the other understood and would politely give back his milk.