ROMANCE pt. one
(since I keep bringing it up)
i. oliver is a virgin, the furthest he’s ever gotten is second base.
ii. that occassion was with a muggle girl over summer when he was fifteen. it did not end well. he was nervous and clumsy and she told him he was weird and a terrible kisser. his confidence around women romanticlaly and sexually has been shot since
iii. oliver is technically pan, though as far as he’s aware he’s straight from a simple understand that that’s ‘normal’ and a general lack of experience and knowledge
iv. oliver’s decently hung, 7.5′’ ;)
v. oliver prefers a little spoon position when cuddling
vi. oliver has an incredibly hard time talking to any attractive women he doesn’t play quidditch with, as they seem to be strange exceptions (though he still acknowledges they are attractive)
vii. oliver is in the midst of a sexual identity crisis after a drunken kiss with cedric diggory that sent him into a panic and forced him to lash out emotionally towards them.
viii. if given a choice, oliver would prefer bottom/sub position
