Aug 10, 2015
(You receive the inconspicuous birthday gift of HUNDREDS OF VARIOUS CONDOMS delivered to your door. Buried within the box as if the condoms were simply there to serve as sexual package peanuts are a number of SEXUAL DEVICES designed for you and your partner to have some WILD FUN TIMES. This gift could only be the work of DR. J HIMSELF which you verify by checking the send address. Happy Birthday.)
-He goes into complete shock.-
-Then just. Sneaks this into the closet. Oh lord. He has to move his fursuit to get it to fit in there. Jesus christ. How was he going to explain this to dear, sweet, innocent Maruna??-
-And yet...-
-He is thankful.-