#!:texts

[fraegdulfur-archive-blog-blog]

     [ text: Count Chocula ] so do you /actually/ sparkle in sunlight or not? i've gotta know.

[thepeasantcourtier-blog]

[text] Damnit, why is your number only one digit different from Loki’s?

[text] I’m sorry, that was an accident - Loki sent me some I thought I ought to reciprocate - I must have pushed the wrong number

[text] please don’t tell anyone?

[fraegdulfur-archive-blog-blog]

[ text: Sigyn ] do i look like i want to know what you and my father are getting up to?  [ text: Sigyn ] who am i going to tell? it's not like i can just shout it to all the nine for everyone to hear. have a bit of common sense, Sigyn, bloody Hel.

[dxchessofstone]

[text] Might need you to bail me out…

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     [text] Oh God, I haven’t become the cool aunt, have I?

[text] I’m not supposed to bail people out. I condemn.

[text] Bloody hell, what mess did you get yourself into, Mary?   

          [delivered to recipient] 

[dxchessofstone]

[text] Can you stop taking my underwear please? [I would have thought it would be more likely that Anne was stealing Isabel's underwear but...]

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT

     [text] I wouldn’t touch your knickers if it were the last pair on earth.

[text] Let us not talk about how you take mine all the time!

[text] Maybe Richard has been stealing them.  

          [delivered to recipient] 

[dxchessofstone]

[text] Where are you? I’m stuck talking to your father and he’s starting to interrogate me…

SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TEXTS TO SEE HOW THEY REACT

     [text] Ignore him. He likes to interrogate everyone.

[text] I skipped out to buy some things for mum.

[text] Just don’t look him in the eye.

          [delivered to recipient] 

[dxchessofstone]

all of ze text please

Send ✉ for an drunk text

[text] OPEN YOUR DOOR, PLEASE.

[text] I baked you cookies!

[text] And hurry up, I’m in my pyjamas.

[text] I think your neighbour may be calling the cops.

      [delivered to recipient] 

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] Something bad has happened, Z.

[text] I could use a friend right now.

[text] But I don’t know how to even as for help …  

      [not delivered to recipient] 

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] You took my bloody DVD, vicious sneak thief.  

[text] FYI, that was a very expensive edition of The Lion King.

[text] I am not amused.   

      [delivered to recipient] 

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] I think you should wear my designs more often.   

[text] You looked PRESENTABLE.  

[text] That was a compliment, btw! Revel in it.    

      [delivered to recipient] 

[dxchessofstone]

i just saw you replied to an ask meme with texts and i want all the texts

Send ✉ for an drunk text

[text] Georgeeeee~

[text] You left the bloody toilet seat up again!

[text] This is beyond a joke now.

[text] We’re finished.

[text] NO WAIT

[text] Can you please bring me something to vomit in first?

          [delivered to recipient] 

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] I’m pregnant.

[text] You have knocked me up.

[text] I have a bun in my oven.

[text] No sex, ever again.

     [not delivered to recipient]  

Send ☠ for a lusty/loving/affectionate text

[text] I can’t believe you taped over my show.

[text] Again.  

[text] I’m going to kill you.

[text] Slowly.  

     [delivered to recipient]  

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] Bring me home my chocolate please.

[text] Because you’re the best boyfriend ever.   

[text] And I’ll do that thing that you like…  

[text] …with the chocolate.  

     [delivered to recipient]