The Pocket Palmer Saga Episode 1
[RP: Pocket Palmer and Neziki]
YEHA
pom:
OH
MY
FRICKFK
IM MAKING CHOKING NOISES NHJFKLSD
sADJNLF
palmer:
NOOOOOO
DON'T CHOKE
pom:
STOP
STOP
palmer:
CHOKING IS BAD
pom:
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
palmer:
BREATHE
pom:
STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP
palmer:
I DON'T KNOW CPR
WAIT
WAIT I THINK I HAVE A CARD
THAT SAYS I DO
DOES THAT HELP?
HERE
pom:
No Mr. Palmer I think that’s enough.
palmer:
BREATHE ON THIS CARD
!!!!!!!!
neziki:
BZZT
takes card
snaps it in two
Idiot Tycoon.
palmer:
HEY!
HI NEZIKI
STILL SHORT HUH
neziki:
>B^(
palmer:
DO YOU SHINE YOUR TIARA?
neziki:
It is not a tiara, it is a specially engineered multipurpose headpiece.
Now RETURN to the tower.
palmer:
BUT
neziki:
SCOWLS
palmer:
... HAHHA I SAID BUT
IT SOUNDS LIKE BUTT
IT'S TWO LETTERS FROM BUTTER
neziki:
Fitting, Lipid Tycoon.
Very fitting.
Maybe 99%?
palmer:
GOT ANY ROLLS TO PUT BUTTER ON
HEY!!!! YOUR PANTS
neziki:
Only your fat rolls.
[SCOWLS]
palmer:
THEY LOOK LIKE GREEN LOAVES--OH.
neziki:
They are not LOAVES, drunkard tycoon.
palmer:
..... [LOOKS DOWN AT STOMACH.]
WELL, I DID EAT ALL THE ROLLS THIS MORNING...
neziki:
Disgusting.
palmer:
AND YEHA THEY WERE
KINDA
PHAT
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAA
neziki:
Is this some vague attempt to be “hip”?
Go do it ELSEWHERE.
palmer:
[GETS A PLANTAIN AND FRIES IT]
[FROM HIS HAIR]
neziki:
There will be no FRYING in the Factory.
Now OUT.
palmer:
BUTT!!!
WAIT WRONG ONE
BUT!!!!!
neziki:
[sighs, pulls a steak from a special compartment in the wall and waves it around]
palmer:
MEAAAAAAAAAAT
woah you have meat neziki
wow
in a special compartment no less
i thought you were like
a plant or something
YOU KNOW
PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!
....
no wait
uh...
uh....
IT'S OKAY TO BE A PLANT
neziki:
[presses a button to open the factory door and throws the steak out]
Go get it.
palmer:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
HOW COULD YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STEEEEEEEEEEAK
neziki:
[COVERS EARS AND GRINDS TEETH]
palmer:
COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK [RUNS AFTER IT]
neziki:
[CLOSES DOOR]