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She's coming. Let her in April.

Is it the pizza lady? Damn, I want pizza.

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18. What is your bra/penis size?

My wiener is massive.

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78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Yeah I have, and no I don’t. Nothing against them though…

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35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Wet as in… liquids? Well it rained in my dream two nights ago.

36. Which wet dream was your favorite?

The one I had about taking my jeep to a car wash.

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12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?

Masturbated implies past tense, that means I’ve at some point stopped. ha.

20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A penis?

25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one

I’ve only bought one, and I put it on top of my friends 25th birthday cake.

94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontaneous?

Intended, and for an added bonus: prom night.

Does this mean you're in an open relationship?

Just because we openly discussed a possibility doesn’t mean we’re not faithful to one another.

How on earth did loverboy convince you?

He didn’t really need to…

What are you gonna say?

Oh wouldn’t you like to know.

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