#!headcanons

[theurgic-necromancer]

Which parts of yourself do you still seek validation for?

Interview the Muse

Uh... don't know? I mean it's certainly not something I actively think about.

((Less validation, more reassurance: that being a child of the Lord of Murder doesn't make him an inherently bad person.))

[witchofthescions]

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

Color Asks

Ever since I got a blessing that can let me breathe underwater I've spent so much time just swimming around looking at all the underwater critters and it's so hard to come up with a single favorite? There's so many things that live in the sea, oh my gods. There's so many more types of fish than I ever thought there were! And there's clams—have you ever seen how those things move?? It's wild! Oh, and starfish just kinda sit there, chilling. And anemones... I ain't sure if those are fish or plants or what but they're cool!

[bookkeeperofthescions]

🥿🥿 [[ ballet slipper— with only one word, describe how you feel at this moment ]]

Pink Asks

Overworked @_@

[sageofthescions]

((Me: makes a joke about Lenar being cat shaped

Also me: ...I wonder what Lenar would look like as a cat man.

Verdict: Adorable, that's what.

Best part is that he gets to be Accurately Sized™️ lmfao))

[yourfavisterf]

Yelena from attack on titan is a terf!

[sackreligion]

WELL, HERE’S SOME THINGS ABOUT RHEDD!

I’ve seen some AMAZING, WONDERFUL HEADCANONS about the various Alastors and their thoughts and positions (TEE HEE) regarding sex and kink! I think it’s EXCELLENT! And though you PROBABLY WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT after everything Rhedd’s been doing, he’s actually way more in line with Juju’s, even if he cannot clearly remember his LIVING LIFE, he is NOT a virgin either. Didn’t die a virgin, I hate the often infantilizing takes of Alastor! 

SO... WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH RHEDD?

For those of you who were here when I first made him, you probably realized I do this thing where I make a character and then write their story backwards-- and that’s the same here, too! I wanted to write an Alastor that was PURE CHAOS and instead of focusing on a BYGONE ERA, I wanted to focus on the Radio Demon’s LUST AND HUNGER for entertainment at ANY cost. 

After a particularly bad complete and utter mental collapse he suffered in the 50s (my mans thought about eternity), Alastor threw away his name, started going by Red (later spelling it as Rhedd), and devoted himself to finding entertainment wherever he could. He didn’t WANT to be the RADIO DEMON anymore, and that was because EVERYBODY HATED HIM! Terrified of him! OH! The NONEXISTENT HUMANITY! 

It’s hard to enjoy things when everyone runs screaming from you. So, he ended up spending a lot of nights IN, and that’s when he stumbled upon the VIDEO PORN INDUSTRY! He knew porn existed, he is not braindead. BUT OH! Look at all these people doing all these RIDICULOUS THINGS and CLAIMING IT’S SEXY! HAHA! 

And then he found the subset that featured  ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON! WOW! Actors donning their Frequency Devil costumes and engaging in the most DEGENERATE ACTS the mind can IMAGINE! HAHA! Rhedd was HOOKED. He became a huge fan-- and when he started up his own little TV show, he explicitly hired porn actors that had done movies that featured him. 

Rhedd’s entire relationship with sex was just so that it did not involve him in any way. He didn’t want it to. He didn’t want to exist! As far as he was concerned, he was a background character with no name, no backstory, no NOTHING! He was an observer, content to observe! And the moment he was put into view, oh his skin crawled. 

Sex doesn’t upset Rhedd. He’s not a prude. He doesn’t feel any way about it, he just absolutely did not want to be involved. 

And he still feels that way EXCEPT around The Engineer. Rhedd was actually really close to giving up entirely--even thinking about letting himself be exterminated next time ‘round! And then he met The Engineer. This giant creature that was a living nightmare, a giant transformer tower, a man and a sweet voice all together! And Rhedd carried on as usual, did his little dance, wore garish clothes, expecting that this Thing would also hate him, like everyone else did.

He tap danced out the routine of Moses Supposes, and The Engineer gave a feedback shriek of delight, clapping its hands. 

This was Rhedd on the inside, his outside always holding that characteristic grin. He was liked??? By this Thing that could easily unmake him in a second, Rhedd was adored-- and that seemed to rekindle whatever spark was about to go out in the Radio Demon.

And a CHANGE happened inside of him. It was like he was reaching his FULL! POTENTIAL! Suddenly, doors flung open in his mind-- and with the company of The Engineer, he wasn’t afraid to shove his fingers into all sorts of jars! 

When it comes to sex, the idea of doing these things with other people just isn’t on the table. He isn’t interested. But when it comes to Engi, nearly ANYTHING is on the table. He feels completely seen, inside and out, and understood and it’s not something words can describe. ƎMOH ƎЯ’UOY ЯƎWꙄͶA ƎHT ꙄI ƎVO⅃ ꟻI

Rhedd’s outer appearance has changed to match how he feels inside-- hot pink, with any number of accessories. Black-Red lipstick to match the tears of The Engineer, outfits that would kill Grandma all over again! He’s not afraid of being perceived anymore, instead, HE IS HERE, HE EXISTS, AND HE’S GOING TO MAKE IT EVERYONE’S PROBLEM THAT HE CAN BE PERCEIVED. 

I was supposed to talk about Sinday wasn’t I? 

Here’s a fun fact! Rhedd’s heart shaped pupil came about when he had a rather powerful orgasm after his first time with Engi, and his pupil got stuck like that. YEP, JUST WALKING AROUND WITH EVIDENCE OF AN O-FACE IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!!

Most people wouldn’t want to watch porn with him Mystery Science Theater 3000 style, but Engi does!!! These two wear FULL BONDAGE GEAR and then just cuddle on some MURDER COUCH and watch Netflix. Rhedd has never been so comfortable in his existence. 

also he has no shame and will just say things for a reaction because it’s funny shdjfkhj

[crow-hearted-detective]

🤜 - is your muse overprotective? in-between? or not protective/concerned enough?

Questions for the Muse

((He’s protective, bordering on overprotective. Though it depends on who you’re talking about. His close friends and partners? Definitely bordering on overprotective at times. Less close acquaintances and friends? Protective at most. Anyone else? Can go die in a fire as far as he cares lmfao

An interesting case is Feather (@kogoremiges), because he has literally only met this alt in person Once a few days ago and by the time he dropped the kid off back home and left he had already mentally adopted him despite himself lmfao. You know how I’ve mentioned before that Colt has a very self-centered sort of morality, and that he finds it a lot easier to care about people who he can relate to on some level? Yeah well guess which people are in the best position to trigger that “I can relate to your struggles” mindset.))