"Mom? Is it true that someone kept trying to assassinate me during my play?" He knew he was a good actor, but people kept screaming 'watch out' and 'behind you'! Very distracting!
Go anon and pretend to be my character’s child.
“You have no idea how tired your mother is right now. Tell me, Inigo, did you upset any pink haired ballerina recently? Or someone named Grima? Because it was kinda hard to keep that girl behind the curtains and I’m pretty sure some daggers flew in your direction…” he had to be glad his mother noticed that Ol… Ollithia girl in time?









