"you are never stopping, are you?" the remembrancer sighs, almost too dramatic to sound serious, leaning against his upgraded version of the hammercannon. crossing his arms, he clicks his tongue to the roof of his mouth. he had teleported in a few moments before the chronofugitive could steal another precious artifact, but it doesn't seem he is too keen on making much of a move. "it's a rhetoric question. i know you aren't. c'mon, you don't want to drag cait into this, do you?"
◈ — “Nope. Don’t have time to stop. That’s a little time-travel joke for you. Get it?” Ezreal flashes his winning smile, even as PEARL calculates how low his fuel reserves are gonna be when he does another jump. Not great, but on the bright side, he’s not going to completely crash if he has to blink out of here in an instant. “‘Cause if you stop me here I can just rewind and come back later? Infinite time? It’s pretty high level humour, I admit.”
Still, he’d really like that artefact. He’d really like another power core, too, and that’s going to get a lot harder if Jayce is on his tail. “Look. You don’t want to drag Cait into this, I don’t want to drag Cait into this ... Why don’t we just settle this between us, huh? You let me have the artefact, maybe a power core while you’re at it, and I wont’ make a huge paradox by shifting out of here and sending a massive energy ripple through the area, yeah? Seriously, Jayce. We’re like, old buddies at this point. How long have we been doing this?”
His voice might be calm, but there’s an energy in him that comes out in other ways; his fingers tap on his leg, then shift to rest on his hip. Ezreal paces a bit as he speaks, drags his fingers through his hair, checks something on the monitor set into his arm. “Like, collectively, we’ve probably covered about five hundred years of time-travel at this point. Can’t we drop it?” He glances up from the screen at Jayce, and sighs. “No, I guess not. You’re you, and I’m me. But just think about how great it’d be if you’d just. Let me take that sceptre.”













