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[text] He is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better. 🍻 [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol 🍻 [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.

[text] He is a total bitch and a crappy party host so I stole their dog. It likes me better.

v: ....oh my god.....

v: can i at least come over to pet it

🍻 [text] I’m just so full of love and alcohol

v: isn’t that why you drink yourself drunk and have random girls suck your dick?

🍻 [text] You are probably the most infuriating person I’ve ever met…but you’re weirdly sexy. What I’m saying, is come over.

v: ...i’ll come over if you stop being weird lmao

v: how can you type so neatly for being drunk

#&baxter #&sent #bombinbaxter

✂❤️ (me: is probably 2 late for this)

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

v: of course i’m fine, bax. don’t worry about it ok?

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

v: hope you’re not drunk/high/or whatever when you read this but i feel like i don’t tell you this enough but i really love you baxter. thank you so much for being there for me ok? you don’t even kno how much that means to me. ok? i love you.

#uR NEVER TOo LATE BAB OMG #most likely to lie about their feelings award goes to: vivian stryker #&sent #&baxter #bombinbaxter

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send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

v: no offense, but i do appreciate the effort you put into our companionship despite me seeming like i’m trying to tear it down desperately. it’s just naturally programmed in me to want to distance myself from people so thanks for approaching me that one day i made an appearance outside of my house. it’s like three am and i can’t sleep for some unknown reason and you were the person on the top of my messages list so i decided to write this text. i say i hate you a lot but you know i don’t mean it because i really don’t and i like your company despite acting like i really don’t haha. but thanks, cas. thanks a lot.

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

v: hahhaahaha wow omg cas guess swhat

v: mwhy ca'dnt the bike stand pon it's opwn

v: becausge it'fs two tired hhahhaahahahah

v: anm i shouldnt vhae had three wine bottles and a bottle aof vodka

#&sent #&cas #stgcas

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send ✕ for of course fucking not text

v: ofc not!!!!! you’re nOT SUPPOSED TO FEED CHEETOS TO YOUR CAT OH MY GOD

v: oH MY GOD YOU IDIOT TAKE THE CAT TO THE VET IF ITS SICK AND WHILE UR AT IT GO TO THE GROCERY STORE IM TEACHING YOU HOW TO COOK AND BUY YOUR CAT PROPER CAT FOOD

v: oH MY GOd

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

v: ok first off, you’re wrong. you’re so wrong that my brain is vomiting like twenty thousand different reasons why you’re wrong so i’m just going to simplify it into probably ten or five. first off, your body can’t handle that much sodium or sugar. the reason why europe has lower cancer rates than america is because our food isn’t fucking shit like yours. take example your cheetos, those are fake foods man processed. nasty. not to mention all the preservatives in those things. your body may be able to keep up with it now but imagine all the possible diseases you will get in the future like osteoporosis and diabetes type ii. like kaiser those foods are not good for you and you need to eat protein and balance out ur diet jfc!!

#&sent #&kaiser #kaiserss

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.”

BEST FRIEND STARTERS: ( status: not accepting )

( 俊 ) — It was adorable, how she could find any sort of reasoning. “Are you afraid?” Jun titled his head to the side, his fringe gently swept to the side. It was apparent, how easy the female could go in a rampant frenzy. “Here, I’ll hold your hand,” digits flexed out, the dancer lightly laces his in between the smaller gaps of Minhee’s hands.

“If you ever get lost, it’s not my fault, okay?”