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[proustianrevelry]

I love when movies make a generalization or substitution that almost nobody notices or cares about, but it's me im one of the lucky few and im sitting on my phone FUMING that all the videos about "James Bond fights anaconda" and "James Bond CRAZY anaconda stunt 720p" are very clearly james bond splashing around in a tank with a boa constrictor.

I WANTED MY BIG FAT GREEN SPOTTY GIRL WITH THE BEADY LIL EYES ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD (adaptation to her species' largely aquatic lifestyle)

[parkguinevere]

HIIII HIIII I USED TO HAVE A CLASS PET IN MY HOMEROOM A LITTLE WHILE BACK AND HE WAS SO AMAZING HE'D WRAP AROUND MY NECK AND CHILL ON ME WHILE I DID MY HOMEWORK

JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU LIKE SNAKES ILYYYYY

WOOAAAAG I LOVE HIMMMMM

[snakebyte]

ssame tongue;

[mistakenfawn]

Two handsome snek bois adopted from @gheysnakelady

[thebalancingyiingy]

@luxmageddon replied to your post: @wwickedspirits replied to your post: ...

just make2 me love her more tbh

@wwickedspirits replied to your post: @wwickedspirits replied to your post: ...

thats really cool

youre so talented

Sh|t y∅u guys! Y∅u’re g∅nna make me blush!

[thebalancingyiingy]

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I like you // I love you (Plat∅n|©ally) // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you (CUDDLES) // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me //You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

[thebalancingyiingy]

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I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better