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@ask-oven | continued from here.

“You know I don’t tell jokes; naturally, they’d all be terrible.”

[hndzhn]

@crxmsonred

“ You speak ill of a man who’s presently injured. “

“ I’m willing to stand in his place, if you’d like to fight that bad. "

[hndzhn]

You want to hump all the donuts. They got convenient holes to insert stuff *nudge *

“ Why do you want to see me fuck donuts so badly. “

[hndzhn]

"Well, I just got back from my sonogram. Care to guess how many we're having?"

“ Ah. It’s a shame I couldn’t be there. “ he goes, “ Mmm ... Three? “

[hndzhn]

theoceanslibrarian replied to your post: "You were literally humping the couch." [feel free...

Aya just looks at him. “Exactly what I, um, said. You were humping the couch. It… um, it was a little weird.”

He nearly wants to tell her she’s lying, to deny it outright.

“ I ... Apologize. That you had to see that unbecoming behavior from me. “

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@charlottebrulee | cont. from here. 

" I’m just a little sick. Must be a stomach bug. “ he says, firm; then his voice softens, “ You don’t need to worry. I promise I’ll be okay, I always am. “

Squeezing her hands back, he goes, “ You know I don’t like to worry you guys. You all have enough to worry about already. “

He’s suddenly conscious of the nicks on his knuckles, hoping she doesn’t notice.

[hndzhn]

Kind of like Mama's tea parties but with less pirates and more teenagers drinking illegally and trying to kiss each other while dancing like idiots.

“ That sounds absolutely miserable. “