Sep 18, 2018
Somebody: *says something mean*
Cole: that’s not very punk-rock of u
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Somebody: *says something mean*
Cole: that’s not very punk-rock of u
Yes Harding I am looking after him and he’s doing GREAT.
♤ in that circle of landmarks with all the giants YOU KNOW THE ONE
Send one for party banter from:
♤ — my muse in a specific location ( asker’s choice )
Cole: They died so the- oooooh no no no no no bad giant BAD!
Cole: Hungry, rumbling, gnashing- Inquisitor hide, there’s another one!
Cole: Their feet smell bad.
Cole: *whispering* Blood mixing with the dawn’s red glow, the endi-Inquisitor: *whispering* Cole, think with your brain and not your mouth. It might hear us.Solas: Too late. Prepare yourselves!Cole: BAD GIANT!
Cole: I want to go home...
Cole puts a lot of dumb stuff in his mouth. Coins, bits of leather, lockpicks, small rocks, sometimes just random leaves. So far he hasn’t gotten sick or choked but really it’s only a matter of time.
FIERCE reminder that Cole would fight the actual sun for each and every one of you. Square up, bitch. This is for FRIENDSHIP.
♡
Send one for party banter from:
♡ — my muse and yours
Cole: You do blood magic. Would you bind me?Iseris: No.Cole: But what if-Iseris: No, Cole. I don’t want to hurt you.Cole: It’s not hurting if I ask. And I know you won’t make me do bad things. I’ll still be me.Iseris: It doesn’t matter what the intent is. Nobody can be enslaved and remain the same afterwords. Especially not if the chains are in their mind. Iseris: I know I don’t always make the choices you would have me make, but I’m not heartless. Do you really think I’m the sort of monster who would make a puppet of a friend?Cole: But I asked.Iseris: No more of this. I’m getting you that amulet so you’ll just have to wait. Cole: Ise- ow! You pinched me?!Iseris: And I’ll do it again if you don’t stop arguing.
imagine this:
before going to the winter palace, the inquisitor helps josephine track cole down to give him a bath and a makeover before they go. yes cole they might not always see you but those that do must have a good impression.
turns out cole’s hair gets pretty fluffy when he actually washes it, and although he disappeared again before anybody could force makeup on him he promised to make himself look as un-ghosty as possible.