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Would you sleep with Reed Richards?

〚 nine inch nails’ closer plays 〛 accepting!

           ❛ Reeeeed Richarrrrds. ❜ Her tongue holds on to the last syllable for dear life. ❛You know ----- I never... never really thought about it? We’re not that well acquainted. But I’m not that well acquainted with Tony Stark, either, and that bag o’ spanners... ❜

She mimics the SWISH and FLICK of a slam-dunk.

           ❛ Look ----- my kind, mojito-buying friend... if it’s a Blue Lagoon situation? Yeah. ❜ Erin fiddles with the skewer and its half-gnawed chunks of pineapple. The glass itself is WOEFULLY empty. ❛Like, that’s a competitive gene pool right-ready there. If my children needed to inherit the earth, I’d gear ‘em up with that. ❜

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“Would you sleep with me?”

〚 nine inch nails’ closer plays 〛 accepting!

          ❛What —– hey —– what, now? That an offer, Doctor?❜ She gives her an alarmingly LEWD once-over. (twice, because you’re lucky.) And as Erin stares into the deep, dark depths of her drink, she organizes her thoughts thus:

          ❛I’m gonna be straight with you. Probably the last time I’ll ever say that… wow.❜ Erin cracks her knuckles, loosens her shoulders, and it’s like she’s about to embark on a MARATHON. ❛So. I got my ion you.❜ She pauses; leans in for emphasis. ❛And you must have eleven protons, ‘cause you’re sodium fine. But whether or not I’d be down for a covalent bond rests on one piv-ot-al point —–❜

In which every syllable is so drastically articulated that you’d swear she’d JUST sharpened them. ❛Do you speak any German?❜

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Would you sleep with Abby Yates?

〚 nine inch nails’ closer plays 〛 accepting!

          ❛ Abb-ay! I compare yoooou to a kiss from a rose on the gray! But, like —– god love yah. I mean… I lived with this woman for three years. ❜ She counts them off on her fingers; has to think about how many she’s holding up. ❛I had to… remove myself a’couple times, too, whenever she’d bring someone back to our room. You could hear them from the rec room. Swear on my life.❜

          ❛ But, like… as tops as it sounds, I don’t think I could… with the…❜ She rests the webbing between her index and middle fingers of either hand together. ❛She’s so nice, and so fun, but there’s no pleasing that woman and I am not dealing with her getting all shrill and weird ‘cause I’m not doing it right, okay?❜

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Would you sleep with Alana Bloom?

〚 nine inch nails’ closer plays〛 accepting!

           ❛Let ----- let me tell you something, mm’kay? Alana Bloom is ----- more like... Alana... ❜ She presses her lips thoughtfully to the rim of the glass and pauses for thought. Erin’s CLEVER. She never said she was QUICK. 

She throws back the rest of her tequila and SLAMS the overturned glass onto the bar. ❛More like, Alana Open-Me-Up-Like-A-Flippin’-Flower. Yes! She’s ----- she’s so tiny, and she’s got these dainty little lady fingers, and it’s like she’s playing a flippin’ harp.❜

 A groan. A purr. Because apparently, we’re in the Central Park Zoo. ❛And... and you know what..?❜ She leans in like she’s about to divulge the location of the Shroud of Turin. ❛She lets me do all the weird stuff. Chesapeake Ripper? Chesapeake rip my pants off and throw me up against the washer.❜

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She's dropping herself casually beside Erin on the couch cushion smugly. There's that 'be the doctor your parents wanted you to marry' shirt. She always thought it was awfully clever. --She's bought Erin one. She can, indeed, both be and marry that doctor. "My parents never thought I'd marry anyone either way, but it's the thought that counts."

It’s ridiculous. She knows it. She LOVES it. ❛ If it wasn’t for the fact that my parents are Salem witch hunt expats who’re still avidly denying my existence, they’d probably love to meet yours.❜ She pauses to weasel into the shirt ----- OVER the sweater, because Erin PUSHES BOUNDARIES ----- and blossoms with overwhelming pride.

       ❛ They’d get on like a house on fire. Or, a stake on a pyre, as it were.❜

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What is your Black Mirror viewing order?

/./ if you’re completely new, i think it looks best like this:

1. Be Right Back2. Fifteen Million Merits3. White Bear4. Shut Up & Dance5. Nosedive6. The Entire History of You7. White Christmas8. Playtest9. The National Anthem10. Hated in the Nation11. San Junipero

that way, there’s a logical sequencing to it. of sorts. it’s not chronological, and because it’s an anthology series, you don’t really need to pick up or drop off on any particular point.i just interspersed the lighter episodes with the… bleaker ones, put together similar concepts, and left the really tough watches ‘til last.

there are two more episodes that aren’t included here. which you can just disregard, because they’re not really worth the run-time. great performances, but not much else.

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[ sms: idea machine ] i've got a new business

[sms: Jillian Holtzmann ] Oh god, here we go 😶😶😶[sms: Jillian Holtzmann ] What business?