#sternumbreaker

[thiefofnobility]

when a british person tries to contribute to the american conversation

Me: where the fuck even is iowa

Regina: I imagine, the south

Regina: the south, i imagine

Me: oh it's like right next to illinois and

Me: wisconsin

Tina: Maybe

Regina: So South

Me: no

Me: not south

Me: north

Tina: West

Tina: Oh

Me: it's kind of like

Regina: What

Me: right in the middle

Me: do you not know where illinois is, regina?

Me: it's like right next to me

Regina: But

Me: north

Regina: Wha

Regina: I know it's where Bree lives

Will: South Dakota is actually in the north

Me: in Louisiana

Me: which is south

Will: but it's south of North Dakota

Will: hence the south

Me: yes, will

Me: you are correct

[pressf13]

Unfortunately, a lady has never punched me in the sternum

@tiorx, 2016

[agcntdad]

it’s yo girl, jillian holtzmann, getting it on with your daughter 😜😜😜

WELL HELLO THERE, GREY-FACE. Hmmmm. Since you’re a friend, I’ll overlook your initial attempt. You have permission to date my daughter.

[badassbctch-blog]

                                                                 willa   and   @sternumbreaker​   !!!                                             “   when  i  met  her  she  was  waving  a  gun  in  the  air.   ”

[badassbctch-blog]

                        WAS  THAT  A  GUN  SHE  WAS  HOLDING?   ---  --        swinging  around  like  it  was  nothing  and  not  a  big  deal?  what  was  very  concerning.   “  ma’am!  ”   willa  yelled  out,  taking  out  her  gun  and  pointing  it.  “  drop  your...  ”  a  brow  raised,  looking  the  machine  over.  “  weapon?   ”          @sternumbreaker

[atomgun-a]

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