Useful tips for Minecraft!:
- Make your house waaaaay up in the trees! So it won’t be accidentally blown up by anything. Connect it with a tree fust, make another platform and another tiny house underneath if the tree is really high.
- Have the brilliant idea to imagine how COOLIO it would be if a railcase circled all around the tree and carried you down! Wowza! Pchoo right down the whole path!
- Start making it!
- The rails aren’t... turning to make a curve? You try multiple rails. Nothing works. And you want it to CIRCLE right AROUND the tree otherwise it’s useless.
- Nothing WORKS. ::)
- NOTHING FUCKING WORKS. OH MY GOD. I HATE THIS. I HATE THIS GAME. FUCK ME.
- Close your copy of Minecraft and cry for an hour! You just wanted to have some FUCKING fun.