S T O R M bringer.

@cutemoniic

Devour the monsters, and you can call any place home. Simon Serafine || 28??? Idk. || Lucifer. M!A; None, Accepting [RULES] || [INFOS]

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@cutemoniic HEY YOU, (super) LONG TIME NO TALK, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

Heyyyyyy what's up. I just added a little baby to my rooster of kids that I personally popped out, that's gonna be my main personality trait for a while.

What's up with you?

I JUST WOKE UP AND SENT MY OWN KID TO SCHOOL FOR THE DAY 😔

CONGRATS THOUGH, HOW MANY IS THAT

Love that moment of the day. Where you just give them their Spiderman backpack and their lunch and they scamper off like little creatures.

Three! Man, that sounds like a lot of kids.

spare one unit of cooch, ma'am.

Sorry babe, Morgan came out of it and fucked everything up. Take that to them.

#(( LAUGHED WHILE WRITING THIS ))

Brb stomping Wrath to death.

@cutemoniic DEFINITELY NOT ARTIFICIALLY CREATED BY THE SINKIN OF HEELS.

Shit, I gotta fix that. Hold on.

@cutemoniic HEY YOU, (super) LONG TIME NO TALK, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

Heyyyyyy what's up. I just added a little baby to my rooster of kids that I personally popped out, that's gonna be my main personality trait for a while.

What's up with you?

Art by @terrminallycapricious AWOOGA. BARKS

it's been a while.

#Tfw your husband is an HUNK and has DIMPLES you can put all your 40 fingers in.

Thanks for the morning sickness. I wish you ill.

it's nighttime.

You think the nausea has a TIME?

i'm beamin ya with psychic waves. feel the morbin, woman.

I am coming for you and soon you'll feel these ballin' heels in your face.

Thanks for the morning sickness. I wish you ill.

it's nighttime.

You think the nausea has a TIME?

Thanks for the morning sickness. I wish you ill.

#dash watching.#Where do I apply for divorce.

EMPHASIS ON LITTLE.

why's it gotta be mine when ya got yours

Because idk why but yours always look and taste tastier. And because I am very cute and deserve a little fry for my cuteness.

EMPHASIS ON LITTLE.

How do you think I go unnoticed???? I am a little wee gnome.

soft steps, mostly. stealthy.

That's me when I go for a little fry in your McDonald bag.

EMPHASIS ON LITTLE.

How do you think I go unnoticed???? I am a little wee gnome.

hi, simon. hello.

feelin right underappreciated tonight, lads.

I appreciate you very much but you have a solid three hundred hoodies. You could just. Use one of that. Cover me like a little cute pie.

ya gonna steal it, i'm sensin it.

::3c

#I am too fast for the common eye to see. I am a little ninja.

hi, simon. hello.

feelin right underappreciated tonight, lads.

I appreciate you very much but you have a solid three hundred hoodies. You could just. Use one of that. Cover me like a little cute pie.

hi, simon. hello.

Hi, babe.

I'm eepy sleepy. ::(

kay, gonna tuck ya in mine foreskin and cover ya so ya can sleep safe and sound.

Wrath, some of the things you write make me wish that I lacked sight in all of my four fucking eyes, but that's sweet.

Morgan shows remarkable imitating skills, which is funny and cold be useful in their future. How do I know this?

Aaron showed them a video of Minecraft spiders, and now everytime they eat they make that sound with genuine delight.

#Aaron always claps at them. I think it's fucking hilarious.

hi, simon. hello.

Hi, babe.

I'm eepy sleepy. ::(

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