#;;otto

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@subaruvstheworld

"..."

"Don't cross me, Natsuki."

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"Do I regret outing that woman as a hoe...?"

"...No. She lied about me being a homewrecker."

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"E--Excuse me??" Otto stood stock-still, for some reason holding a potted plant, baffled by the question. What was an NPC--

Whatever it was, it sounded demeaning. And possibly--wait, actually, he could've sworn it was something Subaru had said before!

"I'm. I'm just a merchant, sir. If you're not going to purchase anything, then..."

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"Of course they don--"

"...Excuse me what. Slimes are like mabeasts. Who would--"

"Isn't that worse than my accidental childhood crush on a--"

"WAIT FORGET I SAID ANYTHING!!!!"

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"It's June. You know what that means."

"Boo."

"...Did that scare the homophobes away?"

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Otto:

"This is a day where people act unhinged with their desires." Not that Subaru denied having some of his own. He just has self control. [subaruvstheworld]

[Unprompted]

"--thosearesomekinksiveneverevenheardof."

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"Today seems so peaceful...I wonder what people are up to right n--"

"O-OH GOOD HEAVENS--"