#;assignments

[sweettoothassassin]

Gon is IN LOVE with you better smartass?

“Gon’s in love with me...??? Get real.... if Gon was really in love with me don’t you think he’d have done something about it...?” He doubted Gon would ever love him... and that was fine. Besides.... who’d fall in love with someone like him..? It wasn’t going to happen and he’d accepted that. 

[sweettoothassassin]

Killua let’s get best friends -hyperactivelight

“Eh...??? Gon....??? What do you mean...??” A bit of a frown. “... Aren’t we best friends....?? Don’t you typically only have one best friend....??” Was this another thing he had to learn...?? Why was friendship so complicated....??? 

[sweettoothassassin]

Have some pistachio ice cream -it’s actually wasabi paste have fun-

“Thanks a lot Mister! This was great! Do you have anymore?” Killua may have suspected something after the whole thing with the hair dye and may have purposely used his Nen to sweeten the food considerably. It actually was pretty good, if a little weird tasting. 

[sweettoothassassin]

-gives a pair of Hisoka's panties-

Killua was very confused when he opened the box. He just stared at it as he recognized what it was. “.... Why....??????” He shuddered a little, not looking too good. He was nervous about even touching this.... but... wait.... if he had them.... would Hisoka come looking for them!? Maybe he should return them to him...... but... how to do that without needing to bleach his hands afterwards..... 

[sweettoothassassin]

-switches shampoo with black hair dye- have fun

Once Killua realized what had happened he wasn’t amused. He decided it was fairly harmless though and simply dealt with it until the hair dye had run it’s course. Considering everything he’d been through as a kid hair dye and him didn’t exactly mix too well after all. Though he definitely kept it hidden. He didn’t want to explain to anyone that his hair was black because he let down his guard and didn’t check his shampoo... 

[sweettoothassassin]

KILLUAAAA How do you feel about Crickets? -holds out one- This is Jiminy.

“Crickets.......??? I...” A frown as he tries to calm his features. “Uh.... hey.... Nice to meet you....??” He backs up a couple of steps. “... I’d.... appreciate a little uhm... personal space.... “ He definitely wasn’t a fan... but how the hell could he tell whoever this was that when they seemed to honestly believe this cricket was a friend of theirs or something!?

[sweettoothassassin]

Wooooooooo I'm a ghost worm

“Wha.?” A bit of a frown and a huff. “Haha Gon... Very funny.... you won’t be laughing when the ghost worms bury themselves in your scalp and eat your hair until you’re bald.” That’s what they did, right...?? He actually wasn’t sure... but he wasn’t taking any chances. Ghost worms were creepy and serious!