Ceffy
Do they have any “mating rituals”? Nope. Unless you count, ”are ya comin Eff.”Who is louder? BOTH I MEAN REALLYWho is more experimental? eFFYWho takes more risks? CookDo they fuck or make love? Fuck. They fuck. Lights on or off? It doesn’t matter. They wanna fuck, so they will no matter wAT.Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Cookie monsta doesn’t need wanking. And neither does Effy so none.Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Cook or Effy. Both. Both is good.Has either stolen the other’s underwear? HE FREAKING DID.Who comes first? Cook. Who is better at oral and who prefers it? He is. And Effy.Who is more submissive? Depends ma friend.Who usually initiates things? Cookie.Who is more sensitive? Cook is omg.Who has the most patience? Effy. This is a miracle.Which kinks do they share? pUBLIC SEX. What kinks do they have that clash? The whole grab my balls. Effy never grabbed his balls. #hashtagyolo