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[spiderspeaks]

>Am I to assume that with that message you’ve been throwing various people you dislike to my spiders?

> I’m not sure weather to be upset, amused or, ... yes I suppose just those two emotions will do, won’t they? 

[skulldxddy]

   “Eh, cats ain’t really all that special,” he grumbles, even though there’s a Purrloin in his lap slumbering blissfully after a long day of training. When the tiny homie begins to purr, well, Guzma ain’t exactly gonna deny him a fond scratch behind the ears, is he? He’s no monster.

    “I don’t get why everybody love ‘em so much.” Ugh. Why’s it so fucking cute.

[disavcw]

Why is this STILL an i s s u e ?  Honestly...

[dulcetxbellatrix]

@jpopxprince

“HEY BIRTHDAY BOY!”

In one fell swoop, Chie had swept behind Hani driving her knuckles against the top of his head and past that cute stupid little ponytail, giving him the most impressive birthday noogie of his life. He deserved it.

“You’re 23 now... an old man... and you know what, I’ve always been kind to the elderly. So!”

She scooped him up in her arms, holding him like a princess.

“Y’like to call me a Valkyrie goddess or whatever right? So this Valkyrie will take you to Valhalla... or Junes... or wherever you need really. Somewhere around Inaba might be easier.”

“....Happy birthday or whatever....”

[skulldxddy]

   “Hey now that it’s Real Naked Hours what do y’all say if I call in Nanu.”

[skulldxddy]

   “What the fuck is a brain cell.”

[skulldxddy]

   “I’ve been doin’ some radical thinking and have come to the conclusion that every time Dosh tell me BOSS NO I’m 1. gonna do it and 2. he owes me 500 Pokédollars! Sorry ain’t sorry ‘cause your boy actually does make the rules around here!”

[dulcetxbellatrix]

“Back at it again teasin’ underclassmen, huh Yuki-chan?”