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[adeadmonarch]

*sighs* Do I need to teach you guys how to cook?!

Heat knows how! I’ve just never really had time or reason to learn beyond how to put together a sandwich or cook rice. 

[adeadmonarch]

ooooo do you have three ways with len and wally then?

WRONG B--

The more I talk the bigger hole I’m going to get myself into so you know what I’m just going to[( Kick back this shot someone bought and left at the bar, don’t mind him. )]

[adeadmonarch]

[Damn near stomps into the bar, zooms in on Charlie and tugs on his sleeve for a moment in a very Len 'come with me right fuckin' now' motion. Goes right up to Charlie's apartment after and plops down in the most 'tired of shit in general' fashion onto whatever works as the kid's couch.] What the fuck.

[( It’s an actual couch, thank you very much. It came with the apartment and was covered in a tarp and he’s proud he’s only spilled beer once on it. Sure other fluids have been spilled besides that but. Beer once. Important. )]

Top? It’s Top isn’t it. 

He uh-- crashed a few days ago. I can’t tell you why he keeps going out in the uniform, I think it’s out of habit. He’s kind of-- one track minded? 

[adeadmonarch]

Is it Eobard?

Ask me questions and I’m only allowed to answer with ‘Yes’ or ‘No’

[( THATS THE BITCH. He’d also have taken the second option because they’re kind of tied for awful, but. )]

Yes.

[adeadmonarch]

Roscoe? Because everyone dislikes him

Ask me questions and I’m only allowed to answer with ‘Yes’ or ‘No’

[( Are they just going to go down a list until they finally figure it out? Really, Charlie kind of thought this would be the easiest question to know the answer to. ‘Which is your least favorite Rogue’-slash-’hate the most’. Ah.That IS still the question, right? )]

No.

[adeadmonarch]

What about Sam?

Ask me questions and I’m only allowed to answer with ‘Yes’ or ‘No’

[( At least that one makes sense and he doesn’t have to go on such a journey )]

No. 

[adeadmonarch]

Is your least favourite Rogue Axel?

Ask me questions and I’m only allowed to answer with ‘Yes’ or ‘No’

[( alright, no, rules are rules, but Charlie still can’t help but make an absolute Face at the question. Of all the Rogues? Axel? He’s only read about the kid in history books, he’s never met him. What kind of name out of a hat pull was this? You’d think other names would’ve been pulled first.No, wait, shit. He still hasn’t answered. Face journeys are not yes or no answers. )]

– No?

[adeadmonarch]

what if he was hitting on you?

Correct me if i’m wrong but I don’t think police officers lingering outside your building to make sure you’re not some kind of mental disorder case or an up and coming criminal who is really bad at breaking out in the world is … flirting. 

I’m almost positive he was just casing me.