yknow what. dutch & danny too while we're at it
How interested they are in having sex with them: Danny...isn’t certain. There’s something equally charming and Off about Dutch, and it’s unsettling enough for him to think twice.
How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: He has paid a(1) person for sex, and that was quite enough of that exchange for him. If anything should happen, it’s not because of money.
If they would rather bottom or top them: Listen, we all know that Danny isn’t a very...top-y person, if one subscribes to that thinking? If it were to happen, I think Danny would...well, he’d be a bit of a bottom-brat, if we have to discuss that.
How good they think they would be: Oddly enough, while Danny isn’t like YESPLS, he would imagine Dutch to be, ah...knowledgeable? And therefore good?
If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: ...it’s probably something heated and quick, so let’s say kitchen counter and be done wiTH THAT
If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: It’s F U C K IN
If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: Hosea, hands down--if Danny even wanted to share.
If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: VERY minimal, in Danny’s eyes. But we all know he’s secretly a harlot so...