#;erwin

[introvert-pansexual]

POLICE OFFICER : "i'm pulling you over, because you're trying to fit three people on a motorcycle."

Y/N, with hange and erwin sitting behind them : "wait, three?!"

OFFICER : "yes, you and the two-"

Y/N : "shit, levi fell off!"

[introvert-pansexual]

ERWIN : "so levi, what's it like to work with hange and y/n?"

LEVI : "imagine working with people, who are sharp-minded, sensible and considerably serious."

ERWIN : "alright-"

LEVI : "now throw that out the window."

ERWIN :

HANGE & Y/N :

[introvert-pansexual]

LEVI : "i wish we could block people in real life."

ERWIN : "restraining order."

HANGE & Y/N : "murder."

[introvert-pansexual]

ERWIN : "what's hange to you?"

Y/N : "the reason i wake up everyday."

ERWIN : "awh."

LATER, HANGE ENTERING THE ROOM AT 5AM THE NEXT MORNING, SMASHING FRYING PANS TOGETHER : "WAKEY WAKEY EGGS AND BREAKY-"

[introvert-pansexual]

ERWIN : "i can't believe you and hange broke the bed last night!"

LEVI : "yeah, what were you even doing?"

Y/N : "um..."

[LAST NIGHT]

HANGE : "bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling."

Y/N : "try me."

[introvert-pansexual]

ERWIN : "what's a thot?"

HANGE : "it a very thoughtful person."

[LATER AT THE DINNER TABLE]

Y/N : "here's the salt, erwin."

ERWIN : "thanks, y/n! you're such a thot!"

Y/N : *spits out water*

[introvert-pansexual]

ERWIN : "remember, murder is never the answer."

Y/N : "murder is the question."

HANGE : "and the answer is always yes."