#;help him

[whollyxunclean]

“what is it with everyone wanting to kiss me today?”

[dibthingspeaks]

Note to self:

Do my experiments outside

[atlasshrvgged]

the egg paid to upgrade to creme brulee

Badly describe my muse in my inbox

“what the fuck is a creme brulee.”

[atlasshrvgged]

🍳 - Jack

Send 🍳 for my muse to try and cook breakfast for yours

“shit-- goddamn son of a bitch!” frank’s swearing again. probably at the stove. it’s not a great stove. all he wanted to do was make breakfast before he headed out the door, but the goddamn bacon is burning. “don’t come in here,” he all but yells as he hears the bedroom door open. “nothing’s on fire, i swear! stupid goddamn stove.”

[atlasshrvgged]

🍳 try 🍳 your 🍳 heckin 🍳 best 🍳 frank

Send 🍳 for my muse to try and cook breakfast for yours

“listen here, you two. you’re not going anywhere until you eat something.” somehow, frank fontaine in an apron brandishing a suds-soaked skillet still cuts an intimidating figure. not that it is likely to intimidate the twins, though he’s definitely making an effort. “i made pancakes, eggs– you don’t have to eat all of it, but goddamn it, make an effort here. i even put chocolate in the pancakes. it’s practically cake.”