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[princeofthesouthernisles]

[princeofthesouthernisles]

*drunken kiss meme bc im lame and can't find the symbol*

Our muses’ are drunk and making bad decisions leave a ❋ in my askbox for our muses’ to share a stupid, drunken kiss

It had been only three… dozen glasses maybe? Okay, Hans lost count after a while to be honest, and the queen being tipsy herself was terribly distracting. He looked down into the contents of the bottle which had been full at the start of their little discussion over local regional bloodlines only to turn into a debate over whether socks had a preferred foot to be on.

"You- your majesty… the bottle… it’s gone." He meant to say it was empty but the way she had been staggering on her feet was probably a sign she did not care much. She ended up plopped next to Hans though, their bodies slightly entangled as she laughed over something Hans could not make sense of due to her slurred speech. Somehow her face ended up near his though and the world seemed to stop as their eyes met. It was slow, and a bit awkward, but their lips connected comfortably,a cold chill shooting through Hans that left a pleasant sensation lingering on his lips long after it began. A sigh came from one of them, though he could not tell who at that point.

Reluctantly she parted back with a smile as she looked into his eyes one more time before collapsing on his chest. He stared at her for a moment before  aloud snoring could be heard emanating form her. Hans look at the bottle once more and smirked. Yep, she was a total lightweight, but it was kind of cute. He would regret all of that in the morning, but for now, it had been a very enjoyable kiss.

[princeofthesouthernisles]

Had fun with me, did you? Let's spice things up now. Elsa walks in on Hans naked.

(/// Challenge accepted!)

With an irritated huff Elsa veritably marched her way to Hans’ door, heels clacking hard against the castle floor. His behavior had been inexcusable last night at the gala, getting increasingly intoxicated and malignant as the night wore on. How she still tolerated his service in Arendelle was beyond her, but Olaf might have had something to do with it.

She quickly found his door and gave it two precise, hard knocks. “Prince Hans, I demand you show yourself right this instant,” Her voice had a calm but lethal tone to it, her very powers seemed to drop the temperature around as she stood there impatiently, a reply from inside in the form of a loud groan.

"Elsa?" another groan, this time more worried than in pain. "Give me a second to.."

"NO, right this moment. I have had enough of your wily tongue." She was not going to let him come up with some fancy excuse like last time, mainly because last time he did she actually bought it.

"Your majesty, I really insist you-"

"Hans, COME." she rolled her eyes when she realized how stupid that must have sound, like he was a dog rather than a man. Then again, after forcibly dancing with the Duchess of Markleburg, it might have been a fair assumption.

Of course, when he opened the door, she had not expected to see THAT either. He was… exposed, all the way down, showing off his bright red hair and morning… glory. Elsa’s cool and angry demeanor instantly shifted into a bright red embarrassment and her words stuttered as she did her best to control the situation. “You-you are not-“

"I know." He had the door open wide and proud, rubbing his eyes wearily as he blinked into the morning light, his own curtains closed tight behind him. He did not even have the decency to wear a towel.

"I could… very well freeze them off-"

"I don’t care, my head hurts too much to care about anything else, and would you please stop being so loud?”

"WELL YOU DESERVE WHATEVER HANGOVER YOU HAVE AFTER LAST NIGHT!"

He groaned again, rubbing his sore temples as she did her best to avert her eyes from his chiseled physique. Well, now she would never have to wonder again what he was like underneath all those princely clothes. When she spoke again her voice was much quieter and more scandalized than before while her face was no less red.

"You should be ashamed of yourself!"

Hans finally uncovered his eyes and almost glared at her. He was in no mood for this kind of awakening. Truthfully he was not even sure why he was naked when she woke him up. Maybe he drank more than he thought he did?

"Yet you have not run away. Is there something you enjoy about this?" His voice dripped with that familiar superiority when he knew he had the moment.

Her face gave it all away as her eyes shot open wide and her mouth was agape as she tried to form an answer. Finally she stared dead into his eyes and coldly intoned. “Hans, get dressed and we are going to discuss what happened last night, or so help me God I will freeze your scrotum, break it off with my nails, and mount it in the throne room for all to see!”

Much to Hans credit he did respond to this threat with an appropriate amount of fear in his eyes. He stepped back and closed the door, not even capable of forming words at the thought of losing his family jewels in such a manner.

Still, as he quickly got dressed and Elsa stood outside fanning herself for the indecent thoughts she had in her head from seeing all Hans’ red haired majesty, Hans was quietly debating to himself how he was going to explain to Elsa that he had got so terrifyingly drunk last night because of the suitors at the party that had actually made Elsa laugh. A part of him, one he did not want to confess to. knew that unless he did something soon, he was going to lose Elsa before he even had her.

Fortunately, Prince Hans Westergard was not a man who liked to lose.

[princeofthesouthernisles]

Hans accidentally walks in on Elsa naked. GO!!!!!

(/// You tempt fate Hellion… I like you.)

Really, it was not his fault to start with. Surely there had to be a great deal of exhaustion involved after a long day of unenviable paper pushing and assistant royal duties to just… walk into someone wearing as much as they were born with, let alone the fact he had not heard a sound as she had been quietly brushing her hair in front of the bathroom mirror when he first approached her door and it was a known fact in the Southern Isles that when someone of nobility did not answer there door after three sound knocks they were likely dead or about to be.

Still, it was late, and the documents rolled up in his hands were urgent to say the least as he knocked once, then twice, the three times before concluding that she was either not there… or worse her life was in jeopardy. Stealthily he cracked open the door, eyes peering left and right as he scanned the room. Not a soul in sight, which could be very bad… or very good, but Hans was no optimist by anyone’s standards. With creeping steps and sharp eyes he entered the room, quickly noticing that a door was ajar and a light was within it.

Something in him said to let it go, think rationally about the whole situation, not to try and push his tenuous luck and that more than likely the queen was away handling some late affairs, but…

With a swift leap he swung into the doorway, flinging it open to confront…

“AAAH! HANS!!”

Hans learned three things that night… one, Elsa was perfect ALL over in EVERY way, two, she did not dye her hair at all, and three, that he could outrun freezing bolts of ice aimed at his legs if he ran zig zag fast enough down a large hallway. Later he would quietly confess to himself that perhaps that was the moment he officially realized he was smitten by her, but as for then, Hans was learning a hard lesson in cultural assumptions between the Southern Isles and Arendelle.

[princeofthesouthernisles]

/// Why is it that "Dark Horse" sounds like a good Helsa song? Or am I insane?

[princeofthesouthernisles]

What appeals to you most about the Helsa ship?

/// Interesting question, and I am glad you asked it! I will sort of list it so as to make it easier to read, though some of what appeals to me is hard to explain, though hopefully this makes sense regardless of my diatribe. I have truthfully been on this ship since we learned of the cast before the movie even came out but that is only what initiated my fondness for it and since then has actually been fortified by the film itself rather than destroyed. (It is also to be noted that many of these aspects overlap, but I feel that is inevitable with any good ship/OTP):

Under read more because WOW that got long

The psychological drama. Two embittered, damaged, and powerful people who hide their faces from the rest of the world (Elsa’s queenly pose hides her anxiety and love, Hans’ confidence and charm hides his identity struggle and misguided ambitions) that form a strong similarity between the two of them. We always seek out people who understand us, and for two people who have hidden themselves away for what seems like all their lives, I can see the two bonding on some level (be it good or bad) and taking a sort of vicarious victory in one another, as Hans has always wanted to be a monarch and Elsa has always wanted to be who she is without the boundaries of duty, social compliance, and her powers. Hans is the sort of man who is not focused on someone’s “mask” and is far more interested in a person’s true face while Elsa has a grandeur to her not only for her throne but also the sheer power she possesses, so in a twisted way they both get what they want considering a possible romance and marriage while Hans is not inherently given the throne (as it is generally agreed upon that Elsa would not permit that, though Hans influencing Arendelle’s affairs through Elsa is a strong possibility).

The power play. We have one who is the queen of a kingdom, the other the thirteenth son of another. Elsa has everything Hans wants, as he believes it would give him everything he never got (i.e. love, recognition, identity) while Elsa has her duty to the throne and her own detest for the man who nearly killed her and (even worse in her eyes) left her sister to die. However I can see her having interest (not necessarily romantic at first) in this man, as he took care of Arendelle, played everyone into underestimating him and his goals, and nearly succeeded in his plan were it not for Anna’s act, so on some level she may want to know… who is this Hans? With that we step back into 1 again and see that the power play and psychological nature of these two lend themselves to a sort of broken mixture that results in… a possibly good romance/friendship, given that they do not kill each other first and come to some agreement over their history.

The physical curiosity. In my mind neither of them are actually driven by a physical hunger nor have a knowledge of it (que “Like a Virgin”), be it lust or true beauty, but due to a lifetime of isolation and obsession (Elsa’s powers/heir status/confinement and Hans’ familial neglect/personal ambitions/inability to develop natural compassion) are secretly curious about exploring themselves and who they are, and not just being bound into notions of what they are planning/planned to be. They want to be free of their own selves but know that is unlikely to be. However, as a pair they may find themselves learning one another intimately and having a much truer form of freedom from themselves by becoming a “we” instead of a “me” (which is to me the inherent nature of a relationship), due to the fact Hans is a noted observer of others and Elsa is filled with a desire to break free of herself and the limitations she was born into.

Their limited interactions. Yes, as odd as it might sound, but the fact neither ever gets to learn about one another outside of the details we are given leads this pairing to persist in face of all hatred. We notice their similarities about one another as an audience after the credits roll, but neither of them ever get more than maybe two minutes together EACH TIME they are on screen. As a result we as fans can only theorize what this two would be like if they were given an equal amount of time as Anna and Kristoff were. Would Elsa have been fooled? Would Hans have started feeling something for her? Maybe to these and so many more. We will never know because as much as this two represent probably the strongest theme of the movie, the film is about Anna’s love warming the heart of another (both Elsa and Kristoff actually) but it is Hans and Elsa who are the frozen hearts, and through them we see both sides of a frozen heart, one frozen in time and passive (Elsa) the other unloved, pained, and misguided (Hans). In this we are, as an audience, fed very little about these two as personalities and mainly get to see them as plot points, or as “frozen hearts”. Instead we once again confront the reality that this is about Anna’s beautiful relationship with those around her and especially her sister and not Elsa or Hans.

Their gorgeous… that is all. As base as it sounds, most people would agree that as fictional characters it is alluring to see a heaping of physical beauty coupled with emotional damage and interpersonal tension.

Granted their is no definitive Helsa romance or friendship in any of this, nor do I expect it to be endgame in any way, shape, or form, but I for one found it hard to ignore the shared elements of isolation caused by childhood trauma, maladaptive method of overcoming said isolation and childhood trauma (Elsa’s immense anxiety and Hans’ manipulative and veritable sociopathic nature), their similar traits yet mysterious history to one another, and finally the lack of time for both of them onscreen and together led me to conclude that, given the chance and some solid storytelling, there is a rather strong connection for these two to be together, though whether it is a healthy relationship or not is really interpretation.

I like to think, as one who believes in notions like absolute repentance and forgiveness and the chance that any human being, no matter how vile, can change for the better, though it is no easy task. Yes, Hans’ acts are inexcusable *insert generic “I do not support Hans’ actions” clause here* and Elsa’s, while fixed as best as they can be after so many years, are certainly terrible things to do to ensure the safety of another, but as characters with little screen time they shine for these aspects and more. So as a ship… yes, I find strong appeal for it, and I hope this explains what in particular appeals to me about the ship. Not everything in here is going to make sense as it is a personal opinion and I do not expect anyone to agree with me plus I might have missed something proofreading. Human error happens after all.

God bless your little hearts if you read all of this, especially if you do not agree with the ship. In the end, ship what you ship, go Helsa fandom for sticking through it all, and let us all hope the best for the Frozen franchise and fandom!

[princeofthesouthernisles]

I meant to ask earlier, but can you write a drabble? Specifically... DRUNK HANS. YES! Like, it's after he and Elsa go to visit his family and they get drunk together.

/// WOW, it has taken me forever to finally get this to you, but here it is! This has to be the single most insane thing i have ever written for the Iceburns pairing, but I loved it. Enjoy!

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Two noble figures strode down the hall away from the party, one a tall and handsome ginger haired man, the other an alabaster beauty with eyes of ice. They were smiling, waving politely to the other guest, which about seventy percent of them were related to the male, but did not break stride as they left the gala and headed in the direction of their temporary quarters in the palace. The man opened the door and let her enter in first, then followed suite. Once they were both inside and the door was closed, they shared glances, and their plastered on smiles crumbled immediately.

“I hate them…”

“They are family, my love.”

“I still hate them.”

Elsa collapsed into a chair and sighed, a throbbing vein on the side of her head pounding from each and every irritating moment she had to spend with his brothers and their families. While Hans was right when he had told her they were not all bad, between the sheer amount of energy, general attitude, comments made about her and her husband, and the doglike persistence they had about badgering her as she was the “newest” addition to their “family” but also sported the title of queen and the powers of ice, she barely had a moment to breathe. Hans much to his credit, was partly numb to the whole affair from continued proximity toward it, though the offhanded comments made about Elsa’s… tradable goods, and questions like “how did you get her?! I thought you tried to kill her once?” ate at him more than he cared to admit.

Elsa reached over to a bottle of wine she had brought along with them as Hans went over to her and started massaging her shoulders. “Are you sure you should be drinking, my snow angel? You seemed to have had quite a bit already at the party.”

Elsa looked up and glared at Hans, who simply shut his mouth and kept massaging. She poured herself a glass, and as she sipped, something occurred to her. “Hans… why is it I have never seen you drink at any of these parties? In fact, I don’t believe I have ever seen you drink much at all since we have been together.”

She felt Hans tense up for the slightest of seconds, but he replied with a smooth smile and did not stop rubbing her ache away. “Alcohol and I do not get along.”

Her eyebrows raised and tilted her head to look him in the face. “You do not get along? What do you mean by that?”

Hans suddenly seemed deeply fascinated with the lovely shades of color on the walls and ceiling.

“Haaaaans?”

He stopped massaging and sighed, sitting down beside her as he explained himself. “Alright… when I was younger, I got drunk a couple of times and… bad things happened.”

“Like…?”

“Oh, you know… broken vases, incessant sobbing, all out fights among my brothers and I, stuff like that. It did not take me long to cut back majorly on the amount I allowed myself.”

“Wait, when did this all occur?”

“Oh… when I was sixteen or so.”

Elsa could not help but giggle into the back of her hand a bit at the idea of Hans becoming some sort of crazy drunk. Hans glared weakly at her but was used to her amused laughter at his expense.

“Hans, love…” she put a hand on his arm. “I am sure that you will be completely fine drinking a bit with me. After all, it has been years and I am sure you will handle it fine. Both of us are tired and we deserve a bit of rest, don’t you think?”

Hans appeared skeptical, but he could not hide how tired he was of being surrounded by his family again. Elsa poured him a glass and handed it to him, a small smirk on her face knowing she already won this little battle. He glared at it for all of a second, shrugged, and then took it.

“What could it hurt?”

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Elsa stared at the warm fire, feeling a little silly and warm on the inside herself from all the glasses she had sipped. She had lost track of how much they had drank, but she knew her limit and had stopped short of it. Her gaze drifted up from the fire to look at the handsome features of her husband, but he was not in the chair. She sat up and looked around. He was not anywhere in the room in fact.

“Maybe he decided to talk to his brothers again.”

She got up, feeling fine on her feet, and walked out to the family gala that was still going on. She scanned the room for… ah, there he was! Erickson, Hans’ third oldest brother and a mountain of a man. She walked through the gathering straight toward him, the shine of her dress catching his eye as she approached.

“Oh, Queen Elsa…” he bowed on one knee and arose. “To what do I owe the honor?”

“If you would, I need to know if you have seen my husband. We were drinking and…” Erickson’s eyes grew wide as saucer plates, causing her to stop and become very concerned.

“Drinking?!”

“Yes… wine. What is the problem with that?”

“Hans… gets rather…”

“Erickson, you look disturbed…” Another brother, Johannes, came up from behind with a big smile, stopped, bowed, respectfully to Elsa, and continued. “What seems to be the problem?”

“Hans… drank.”

Immediately, Johannes eyes shot wide open and the smile died. He spoke in a terrified, hushed voice. ‘We must alert the guards!”

“Will any of you explain to me what is going on?!” Elsa growled to the two men. They both looked at each other, and right before Erickson could utter a sound…

“IN THE FACE OF TYRANNY, HE STANDS!”

All eyes turned to the second floor dominating the ballroom, then gasp of surprise and twelve male groans of misery rang out form the crowd. Elsa looked up to see Hans, clothed in only his tight black pants that he was wearing earlier, his bare torso and feet showing to the world. He balanced on a railing overlooking the crowd, a heroic and slightly intoxicated expression on his face. A wooden sword was in his right hand, valiantly held up and drunkenly pointing at a small gathering of the two oldest brothers in the center of the room.

“At least he is wearing pants.” Erickson mumbled as Johannes’ face fell into his hands in defeat.

Elsa stood frozen in her spot, not sure whether to laugh out loud or yell at Hans.

“HANS GET DOWN FROM THERE!” King Otto called out to his youngest brother.

“Nay I say Villain!” He swung his sword around and nearly tipped off of the railing, but caught himself on a drape that was connected to the center of the ceiling. “I have come to undo you, and all that you have done! No longer shall the children cry out from the streets, sick of rye bread and unfair taxes on rubber duckies! No longer will they cry out for justice from your cruel hand!”

Elsa just kept staring, completely blank on what to do in such an instance. She noticed the various reactions hummed through the room, from giggling to downright exasperation and mumbling. Surprisingly, none of them looked surprised by this as much as she thought they would, which left her wondering how often this happened when he did drink a great amount. Johannes tapped her shoulder and pointed out of the room. “I think it is best we handle this, as he has been known to …”

“JOHANNES!” Hans cried out as he noticed his wife being touched. “Lay not your hand upon her! I have seen how thou lookest upon her fine tushie, and I will not abide by it any longer!”

He tied the long drape tightly around his waist, and jumped down from the railing, swinging magnificently over the crowd and straight at Elsa and Johannes, sword flailing around as he cried out “FOR THE SOUTHERN ISLES!”

The crowd understandably parted and Johannes hit the floor in a last ditch effort to avoid the oncoming Hans. Elsa had jumped out of the way as soon as she saw him come swinging, and watched helplessly as her husband cried out against the oppression of the lettuce plant throughout the kingdom. Otto fumed from a corner but directed the twins to guide the ladies out of the ballroom as the men tried to form some mass of resistance to the swinging terror that was Drunk Hans. Elsa stood by a pillar, watching as Hans swung back around at the gathering of well-dressed men sword first, instantly causing them to part out as he gave another battle cry in a mock German accent.

“Ve will not tolerate your poor fashion choices anymore, King Schnitzel Britches!”

Erickson looked up from his safe position on the floor and crept toward the Queen, sliding up beside her and watching the madness unfurl as Hans swung back and forth.

“Has this happened before?!” She asked him.

“Not to this extent! It has been years since he has been drunk, and back then we could easily pin him!”

Hans swung back up to his lofty railing, but guards were there to meet him. With one hand he grasped the railing and with the other he battled them off with his sword. “The King sends his evil minions! Ha! You shall not catch me now, for I can fly!”

And once again, he proceeded to swing across the ballroom full force kicking off the railing, but took aim at King Otto this time. Otto, much to his credit, waited until the last second before dodging to the left, leaving Hans sword impaled into the turkey on a dining table.

“DRATS! You have not defeated me so easily!” Hans swung back as a group of elderly family members tried to mob him and proceeded to charge headfirst into the mass to get his blade back. He untied himself as he reached maximum velocity and fell headlong into them, scattering them like an untied bag of marbles hitting the ground. He jerked his sword back from the slaughtered bird and stood heroically upon the table full of cooked animals, pudding, and greenery, as several of his brothers surrounded him.

Elsa just shook her head as Erickson left to join the fray.

“Wait till Anna and Kristoff hear about this.”

A few bothers leaped in unarmed, but were smacked repeatedly with the flat side of his wooden sword until they were forced to retreat. King Otto, disheveled from the madness of running around and barely being run through by Hans, jumped at Hans from behind. Hans ducked, causing Otto to fall into the charging mass of the older family members who had just picked themselves up

Then Elsa noticed… they were laughing (all except for Otto, but he was a bit angry at the moment). All the brothers were having a great time trying to get Hans to stop his drunken rampage. This was fun for them, and even if it sort of surprised her, she could see why. Erickson chuckled deeply as he arrived, his baritone easily recognizable from across the room as he picked up the twins (Anderson and Alexander), one in each hand, and tossed them simultaneously on one side of the table, their combined weight launching Hans off of it like a catapult and sending him smack dab into another table full of fruits and vegetables.

Hans jumped up, undeterred and probably somewhat incoherent to the pain in his current state, and flashed a lopsided grin at Elsa before the brothers caught up with him, receiving faces full of vegetables and fruit for their effort from Hans. The guards had made their way down but settled for helping the old men out of the room, knowing full well the futility of joining in the mess.

Marius, Hans’ twelfth oldest brother, grabbed a tall candle holder (without the candles) and used it to push Hans closer to the larger mass of brothers. Hans smirked, and just as they all launched at him, he jumped straight up and landed on them before jumping once more to get off of them. He staggered over to Elsa, sweaty, shirtless, and breathing heavily as the brothers untangled themselves in a desperate bid to get at him. She smiled in an amused and disbelieving manner as he stopped in front of her to catch his breath.

“I have… overthrown the monarchy. I establish you… the new Queen of the Southern Isles and… I am going to fall on you.”

Then he landed face first into her… well, chest. Thankfully, the pillar supported both of them and he had not fallen too hard on them to hurt. She took him in her arms and just shook her head.

“Did I ever tell you that you have perfect breast?”

“I think we need to never give you any alcohol ever again.”

[princeofthesouthernisles]

Have you and Elsa ever gone back to that villa since your honeymoon?

"We have not had the pleasure as of late, but we are planning to. The work is starting to get to her and I for one like to see her happy and stress free, so a visit definitely might be in order soon."