bayonetta have you ever heard of danny devito
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“Hm... What was it the Americans say? Ah yes...
I’m too sober for this shit.”
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bayonetta have you ever heard of danny devito
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“Hm... What was it the Americans say? Ah yes...
I’m too sober for this shit.”
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@truthtographer
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“Well, well, isn’t this a surprise.”
“A little tomcat has wondered a bit too far from home. What are you doing out here, Cheshire?” Bayonetta leaned against one of the gravestones of the cemetery. “Dead men don’t make the best company.”
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@whatafuckinday
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... Oh god.
“’What a fucking day’, indeed.”
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@turtle-tyrant | {x}
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Bayonetta narrowed her eyes. “Well, at least let me know your name first before I consider going on a date with a manner-less turtle.”
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“My, my, such a lively place, isn’t it?”
“I do hope my lateness isn’t a problem. I had a bit of a hot date with a few angels... They only lasted about ten seconds in total. If there’s one thing angels are good at, it’s disappointing a woman.”
“Now, I heard these get around rather quickly, so if I may... Reblog or like this if you would interact with dear old Bayonetta here. This shouldn’t take too long. I’ve another date tomorrow, and I’d rather not be bored out of my head until then.”
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