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Books: Main characters must follow the plot.
Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?
hate it when people say "you cant make everything gay". yes I fucking can???
god sends his strongest soldiers his most devastating homoerotic relationships
“not everything is gay 🙄” um it is TO ME piss off
do you think the person who created fan fiction knows the sheer number of lives they've changed
the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
me when the smut is nasty
me when the smut is slow, sensual, and full of love
me: cliches are boring
fanfic: and then they were brewing amortentia
me: omg they’re brewing amortentia!!!