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DISAGREEMENTS:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?:Are either of them even capable?? Neither.Who threatens to leave but never actually does?:Neither.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?:Neither.Who trashes the house?:Charlie.Do either of them get physical?:Nope.How often do they argue/disagree?: They would argue disagree about certain little things here and there, but nothing huge and/or something that would blow up in their faces. Who is the first to apologise?:Both of them would apologize at the same time.
SEX:
Who is on top?:Apoc and/or switchWho is on the bottom?: Charlie and/or switch.Who has the strangest desires?:Charlie, I think. Any kinks?:I’m picturing them as pretty vanilla in the beginning tbh and then maybe, maybe, they’d experiment some more after discussion. Handcuffs? Who’s dominant in bed?:Apoc.Is head ever in the equation?:Mhm. Foreplay’s important.If so, who is better at performing it?:Charlie.Ever had sex in public?:No.Who moans the most?:Charlie.Who leaves the most marks?:Charlie.Who screams the loudest?:Charlie.Who is the more experienced of the two?:Oh man, since Charlie’s only had sex with one other person and that pretty much went south real damn quick and scarred her, and Apoc doesn’t have sex often either, I don’t think either one is more experience than the other??Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?:100% make love.Rough or soft?:Mostly soft with maybe a little rough thrown in every now and then.How long do they usually last?:Depends. Anywhere from 20-60 mins.Is protection used?:Yes.Does it ever get boring?:Nooooope.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?:They probably went exploring while traveling one time and found a barn and had sex on some hay or some shit, okay. Headcanon that.
FAMILY:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?:Charlie wants children but is still afraid of things going wrong and Apoc wants them and would reassure / become protective.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?:Two—maybe three.Who is the favorite parent?:*gasp* NO SUCH THING.Who is the authoritative parent?:Charlie. Don’t fuck with Italian mothers.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?:Both of them.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?:No doubt that would be Apoc.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?:Both of ‘em.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?:Both.Who changes the diapers?:Some shit is going down if they both don’t do it.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?:Charlie.Who spends the most time with the children?:Both!Who packs their lunch boxes?:Charlie.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?:Apoc.Who cleans up after the kids?:Apoc.Who worries the most?:Both.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?:Probably Charlie.
AFFECTION:
Who likes to cuddle?:Both.Who is the little spoon?:CHARLIE.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?:Neither.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?:Apoc.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?:They might have to change positions every now and then with Charlie’s joints hurting/locking up but they could cuddle all night.Who gives the most kisses?Apoc.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?:Making art together. With him being a photographer and her liking to paint at times, I think they would have fun exploring and taking photographs; maybe even have Charlie attempt to paint one of the photos that he took, too, probably together. Or alternatively messing around and having impromptu silly photo shoots with his camera.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?:In bed.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?:Apoc.How often do they get time to themselves?:A lot.
SLEEPING:
Who snores?Neither.If both do, who snores the loudest?Neither.Do they share a bed or sleep separately?They sleep separ–OF COURSE THEY SHARE A BED.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?Cozy up with one another and then continuously change positions through the night.Who talks in their sleep?Charlie.What do they wear to bed?She usually sleeps naked & Apoc would either wear boxers, or do the same??Are either of your muses insomniacs?Charlie is.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?Yes. Charlie has a bottle but prefers not to use them.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?Wrap their limbs around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?Apoc.Who wakes up first?Apoc.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?Apoc.What is their favourite sleeping position?Big spoon / little spoon.Who hogs the sheets?Charlie.Do they set an alarm each night?Nope.Can a television be found in their bedroom?Yes.Who has nightmares?Charlie.Who has ridiculous dreams?Apoc.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? AHEM. The giant himself, Apoc.Who makes the bed? Charlie.What time is bed time? They don’t have a set time to go to sleep but usually head to the bedroom at around 10-11pm to get settled in for the night.Any routines/rituals before bed?Charlie stretches to keep her flexibility up with her dancing while Apoc brushes his teeth / gets changed, etc and they talk from the bathroom to the bedroom. Get in bed, watch television together and goof up until they both fall asleep.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?Charlie.
WORK:
Who is the busiest?:Aw shit. Apoc?Who rakes in the highest income?:Apoc.Are any of your muses unemployed?:Nope.Who takes the most sick days?:Charlie even though she pushes through most days.Who is more likely to turn up late to work?:Charlie.Who sucks up to their boss?:Neither. What are their jobs?:Photographer / Dancer.Who stresses the most?:Charlie.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?:Once Charlie got out of stripping, she likes her job, so both.Are your muses financially stable?:Yes.
HOME:
Who does the washing?:Charlie.Who takes out the trash?:Apoc.Who does the ironing?:Neither.Who does the cooking?:Charlie.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?:Neither.Who is messier?:Charlie.Who leaves the toilet roll empty?:Neither.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?:Charlie.Who forgets to flush the toilet?:Neither.Who is the prankster around the house?:Apoc.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?:Apoc.Who mows the lawn?:Apoc.Who answers the telephone?:Apoc.Who does the vacuuming?:Both.Who does the groceries?:And miss going shopping together? Both!Who takes the longest to shower?:Charlie.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?:Charlie.
MISCELLANEOUS:
Is money a problem?:Nope.How many cars do they own?One.Do they own their home or do they rent?:Own.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?:Countryside but not too deep in.Do they live in the city or in the country?:In-between. Not too rural, and not too city/suburban. Most likely a house with tons of acreage right outside a city/town.Do they enjoy their surroundings?:Yes.What’s their song?:Stole you Away - Benjamin Francis Leftwich (yourfault)What do they do when they’re away from each other?:They would miss each other but not to the point of being 100% dependent and saddened, I think. They would both continue to do their normal routines and count down the days until a reunion happens.Where did they first meet?:Strip Club.How did they first meet?:She was lost, he found her—and they weren’t about to go their separate ways.Who spends the most money when out shopping?:Apoc.Who’s more likely to flash their assets?:Neither.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?:Apoc.Any mental issues?: Charlie has PTSD. Who’s terrified of bugs?:Charlie.Who kills the spiders around the house?:Apoc; except Charlie wouldn’t let him kill them, she’d make him carry the poor spider outside.Their favourite place?:Outside in their garden and/or their patio.Who pays the bills?:Apoc in the beginning since Charlie’s struggling, but then both of them.Do they have any fears for their future?: Even though she won’t admit it to him, she worries what’ll happen when and if her illnesses get worse; not wanting to be a burden.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?:Apoc.Who uses up all of the hot water?:Charlie.Who’s the tallest?:If Charlie wore 6 inch heels? She would still be exactly one foot shorter than him.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?:Apoc.Who wanders around in their underwear?:Both of them.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?:Charlie.What do they tease each other about?:Height difference.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?:Neither.Do they have mutual friends?:Yes. Who crushed first?:Both of them did at the same time but I think they skipped the crushing phase. I think they just… knew.Any alcohol or substance related problems?:Charlie smokes marijuana for pain relief and drinks at times but doesn’t really have a problem with control.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?:Charlie.Who swears the most?:Charlie.
