“So let me get this straight... My mun, as rare as they already are on me, decided to make... a Salem blog. So, for those keeping track...”
“They have a Salem, a me (Cinder, of course), and has joint custody of my not yet revealed apprentice.”
“Is this some sort of big bad monopoly? Should I be concerned? Ugh, I feel like the middleman here. How am I supposed to measure up? I’ll find a way...”












